No, this is Patrick

by Koonamy on 15 August 2015

Main Deck (62 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)


Enchantments (2)

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Deck Description

Hi, this is changelings? NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

Created from the theory of all types, this is a pentacolor deck for casual. Original, cheap and funny. Just play 4 fun and enjoy.

Actually improving the deck. Any suggestion is welcome :D

How to Play

This deck is very funny when you already got it, but maybe a little complicated at the start. It's a late deck and vulnerable to removals, but if you can play, it will escalate very fast.

So the main theory is to put changelings in to the battlefield and feed them up with lords. You should separate this deck in three parts:
-Changelings
-Lords and bosses (which are not changelings but are creatures)
-Enchantments and sorceries

HOW TO START:
You should start putting changelings at the battlefield as soon as possible. At the start they are really useless, so don't def with them, you can let enter a bit of damage.

*Then, checking if the opponent have a lot or 0 removals put at the battlefield the Harabaz Druid. PRIORITY. But if you see that the opponent have removals, watch out because they are the perfect target for the druid. Save it a few turns.*

If you made it with a few changelings at the battlefield, you got it. If not... pray for mana...

WHILE THE GAME:
You have to put lords which will boost your changelings and the changelings will protect your lords (Amoeboid changeling(NO, THIS IS PATRICK), Mirror entity..) giving hexproof, indestructible, etc. among your lords. You will be safe with this and you will be able to change to attack.
Also a lot of lords are humans, and your changelings too, so you can take advantage of Mass Appeal or Adaptive Automaton.
If you have Harabaz Druid adding mana at the battlefield, you can put a Reaper king or maybe Utvara Hellkite. If this occurs, you should be topping of the game ;D

Also you have the sorceries and enchantments, which will break or help a lot your game. There are +3/+3 to all, draw cards (I achieved to draw 9 in a turn :'D), send every creature to their hands and leaving yours at the battlefield, and putting a creature free per turn (which can be a Utvara Hellkite or Reaper king lmfao). So you'll see.

That's all. Or not. Maybe looks a ridiculous deck, but if you play enough you'll discover a lot of wombo combos very funnies, and there are a lot hahahaha.

SIDEBOARD:
I don't have much sideboard. Actually I always plays Pheres-Band Warchief, but I can change it with Bonescythe Sliver or Wing Splicer. They have the same mana cost and can break a little the game, so... Also you can put Adaptive Automaton with the type Human, which will boost all your lords and changelings, very usefull, without taking care of the mana cost color. Myr Galvanized can be funny but I didn't tried. Borderland Behemoth can be changed for Utvara or Reaper King and be 20/20 with trample :DDD, but I don't play it actually.

Enjoy!

Deck Tags

  • Changeling
  • Pentacolor
  • Casual
  • Patrick

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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