Deranged Mardu Hospital

by lucasenra on 28 February 2016

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Deck Description

Meet the Doctors
Surgeons: Blood Seeker (It's his pleasure to cut you up)
Nurses: Suture Priest ("Here, let me stitch that...")
Obstetrician: Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder (Children actually drive him crazy)
Interns: Malakir Cullblade ("I'm so sorry for your loss...")
Animal-assisted therapy: Hissing Iguanar (Just don't let him bite you.)

Our Most Renown Facility
The Nursery: Genesis Chamber (Every baby gets his/her own robot nanny, which you'll also pay for, of course!)

Highly specialized treating for
The Flu: Impact Tremors (ATCHOO! Oh, sorry.)
Cholera: Hellspark Elemental (Be wary of reincidences!)
Rabies: Spark Elemental (We told you to be careful around our little pet...)
Ebola: Hunted Horror (With some added costs for international calls)
Black Death: Illness in the Ranks (What? You thought it was extinct?)

Let's just hope your insurance covers psychological diseases such as Kiku's Shadow or Dark Temper. We'll try our best to solve every impalement (Searing Spear) and bleeding wounds (Searing Blood) the fastest way possible.

And thank you for choosing the Deranged Mardu Hospital. We hope to see you again.

How to Play

It's a pretty straightforward deck. Impact Tremors makes it so that summoning creatures on your side of the field damages your enemy, while Suture Priest and Blood Seeker punish your enemy for summoning them.

By using Genesis Chamber you double the damage given (by both strategies), and Illness in the Ranks will kill every token instantly, allowing Hissing Iguanar to do his job and deal extra damage.

There are some kill spells in the deck so that you are not helpless against annoying creatures and some Spark creatures to hit hard and fast.

On a side note, this is a budget deck and I'm well aware the strategy is quite fragile, but I believe it should be fun to play.

Deck Tags

  • Budget
  • Theme
  • Mardu
  • Casual

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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