Return of the Stax

by Mugenkira on 30 May 2013

Main Deck (61 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Sorceries (2)


Instants (2)


Artifacts (1)

Enchantments (9)


Land (1)

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Deck Description

once again another take on stax
why did I do this?
The last version of stax I posted did NOTHING
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL
I thought to myself that this wont do, so you know what I did?
Said my win con was mishras factory and a backup stalker because why not
said fuck the flagstones because it does nothing for me, really, i can just dredge and get land back anyways.
I said to myself I hate lands, and I hate my opponent playing spells and having things.
So this came to be.
And this deck is full of hate.
Timewalking the opponent with sinkhole is the best feeling ever, doing the same thing with that rare t1 sphere or the more common t1 chalice is even better.
Then you go ahead and lock them because this deck is fuckyourlands.dec
IF I was a wizard, I would be salting the planes with every step. SALTING THE PLANES!
Becuase you know what?
You cant play shit. You have no lands? Try to force? What about that sphere? It only costs 3 now! And doesnt need blue! But hey, no lands.
Nice Goyf, heres a lillianna/vindicate.
Nice top, shame you cant use it because no lands. Well you can draw with that but then again you would just be discarding and having a dead draw anyways. If you hit a land have fun having it blow up.
If I was a wizard I would look at a cornfield and hiss at it, because I hate land.
this
this is stax
this is death to everything you see.
If they have cards, guess what, lillianna+hymn=best buddies 5ever.
And you know what, this version DOES something.

How to Play

blow up all the lands
destroy everything
if they have a permanent your doing it wrong

Deck Tags

  • Stax
  • Legacy
  • Control
  • Junk
  • Black
  • Heavy
  • HATE
  • Land
  • i really hate lands
  • and your spells
  • heres an orb
  • you cant cast anything
  • ha

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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