Herp Derp

by Omnimalevolent1 on 04 January 2013

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Deck Description

Time to Herp Derp it up! This deck is all about playing like a moron, 'like' being key here. Give your opponent terrible cards like Hellcarver Demon or Abyssal Persecutor (after taking him out for a test drive that is) using Bazaar Trader, then taking their turn with Mindslaver, play their turns in the WORST possible way. Perhaps give them immolating Souleater, and sacrifice all of their life? Or maybe your opponent has no creatures to defend them; sacrifice 18 of your life to make him a 10/10, attack, then fling him for an additional 10 damage; ending the game (this combo has worked far more often then it should have) Or perhaps you are tired of giving your opponent your creatures; terrible as they may be? Use Dominus of Fealty or Mark of Mutiny to take over a creature for a turn; then either Fling it at them, or using Bazaar Trader, give yourself permanent control of the creature! Once you get up to 10 mana a turn at your disposal (Prototype Portal and Palladium Myr works great for this), just play a Prototype Portal and imprint Mindslaver onto it. You now get to take your opponent's turn for the rest of the game. Nothing is quite so humiliating and infuriating as having your opponent play your turns for you like the world's most retarded player ever! (What? Target Player gains 5 life? I think I will give that to you opponent. Mmmmm... I can't wait to try out Hellcarver Demon!) This decks strategy is absolutely hilarious to play, and infuriating to deal with. Pull it out when you feel like trolling someone up!

Deck Tags

  • Control
  • Mindslaver
  • Rakdos
  • Modern

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

0525150

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Herp Derp

is this a 3+ player game deck is it?

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Posted 04 January 2013 at 19:33

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I have won a few multiplayer games with 4 or so players using this deck... but yeah, it is mostly suitable for one-on-one. In multiplayer games I usually use my Saproling deck.

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Posted 04 January 2013 at 19:45

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I think Jinxed Idol would be a pain with Bazaar Trader, heheheheee

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Posted 05 January 2013 at 13:13

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I used to use Jinxed Idol in this deck, and yes, it was frustrating to the opposition. I ended up replacing them with the Dominus of Fealty and the Gilded Lotus. I have since found that being able to take control of monsters is more helpful. ^_^ I have debated adding them back in, but am not sure what I should remove in exchange.

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Posted 05 January 2013 at 16:55

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Not gonna lie, kind like this deck. It is amusing and unique, very much not cookie cutter. I wish I had a suggestion to improve it

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Posted 06 January 2013 at 13:42

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Mindslaver is sadly expensive to play on a Prototype Portal but I like the Idea! I'm myself running a Mindslaver deck and found interresting ways of using it! xD You should take a look at my deck named ''MindControl'' and feel the trolling power! Pay a particular attention to Chain of Vapor! xD

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Posted 06 January 2013 at 22:05

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Of course it is a costly combo; but I actually manage to last long enough to play it... well... unless I have decided to finish them off before pulling the combo. The combination of Signets, Gilded Lotus, and Palladium Myr (all of which can also be imprinted on a Prototype Portal) allows you to get up to 10 mana "relatively" quickly. While it may be odd, this deck is still a control deck; and as such, it is not so difficult to last that long (Depending on the foe of course).

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Posted 16 January 2013 at 02:13

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