albytheracistdragon

Okay definitely try for either hydra broodmaster or scourge of skola vale. The broodmaster is great if you have ridiculous mana ramp, and the scourge is good for keeping +1/+1 counters in circulation when your other hydras are about to die.

I'm very impressed. Removal like you've never seen, I guess.
But if you were to make it more competitive, I'd go with using maybe spellheart chimera or fluxcharger, along with some cheap dual lands (gates, sulfur falls). I mean, it's not like they're going to deal too much damage with creatures. Maybe even throw in a couple annoying counter spells with additional effects.
But I do appreciate the intent of the deck to confuse your friends.

Very possible. Or smaug was really niv-mizzet, out-smarting the dwarves and simultaneously casting mizzium mortars.

Didn't say anything about the spirits! Gotta love the kami.

She's a little rough to cast at times, but Guardian of the Gateless can also block multiple creatures AND gets bigger with each blocked creature.

Wow I thought I was the only one who read up on the story.

Maybe if you're cycling their deck, use a one-of mill card, like mind grind or consuming aberration, to quicken the pace.

Dude there's a ridiculous EDH deck you can do with him. Depending on the deck you're facing, it can mill them out immediately. Uses some card called like "eater of the dead" or something, but don't quote me, it's way too late to be credible

Also, I can't leave Thassa hanging. I mean, they are somewhat similar in their behavior as for prophecy and wisdom sometimes followed by the occasional smite or massive scale of destruction

So... Pharika, then?

Well, his price certainly shows that. I mean, he's got at least $10 more on his price tag compared to all the others, and I'm sure he's going to go places, maybe past standard.

Wow are we seriously shipping gods now? Keranos × Ephara is my true OTP

Yes! Proxy time!

Have you ever heard of the gravecrawler + rooftop storm + grimgrin combo? Either way if it goes late game, rooftop storm frees up mana for your removal, but an infinitely large grimgrin is very difficult to deal with.

Also, I think adding all of the temples when they come out would be interesting to put up for each god.

Strategy wise, he's amazing. He's one of the cheapest to cast, and that especially helps in his colors if you're doing an off white weenie. He'd work well with stuff like sin collector and precinct captain in my opinion, but with all the exile about to be running around, using small, untargetable creatures and possibly not having enough devotion to make him a creature seems like the grave-play thing should be running for a while.

Flavor wise, he's a gross-looking dingy guy who wades through dead people in a river.

I would say you could use myr retriever sideboard to pull core tappers back out

I love madness! Great idea for a fun, fast budget deck.

Oh definitely Keranos. I mean, what's better than telling the future through prophecies while also striking down your enemies in a thunderous rage? All the knowledge and power you could ever want sounds to me like the best deal you could offer.

Thanks for the insight! Now that I think of it, nivix Cyclops would be quite ridiculous, along with flux charger. I'm not fully sure that I'd go for the infinite mana, but it's still a relevant idea, I'll try it out sometime.