Turbo Weenie

by Andarious on 08 February 2015

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Creatures (4)

Artifacts (8)

Enchantments (3)

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Deck Description

Isnpired by Junk Sigils

How to Play

It's a pretty simple Beat Down overall Mentor of the Meek drives draw, Vinelasher Kudzu is a hefty threat, especially if you get out Hardened Scales. Sigil Captain ups the game quite a bit and Elspeth is there for mid range reach. Some dude driven mana accel and a bit of removal as well. Sadly Path appeared to be the best anti-creature for the deck, and it's so overused. Oh well.

Deck Tags

  • Weenie
  • Selesnya
  • Modern
  • Inspired

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Symbol Occurrence


Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Turbo Weenie

Fun casual deck, but seems to also have an sb for modern?

Though i admit orb shuts down twin, it also kills this deck, if your going to have orb you need to have pendenhaven/ pendelhaven elder in the side to replace the captin?

Posted 08 February 2015 at 17:41


It doesn't really kill this deck. IT prevents creatures from triggering their own ETB not external ETB. I checked. A few guys do stuff on ETB but not many.

Posted 08 February 2015 at 18:59


oh? That's cool! i didn't know that :D

Posted 08 February 2015 at 23:25


Andarious, that isn't how Torpor Orb works, it would shut down Elvish Pioneer, Elvish Visionary, and Mentor of the Meek.

from: http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=233069

"6/1/2011 Torpor Orb stops a creature's own enters-the-battlefield triggered abilities as well as other triggered abilities that would trigger when a creature enters the battlefield."

The only exceptions to this are:
"6/1/2011 Abilities that create replacement effects, such as a permanent entering the battlefield tapped or with counters on it, are unaffected.
6/1/2011 Abilities that apply "as [this creature] enters the battlefield," such as choosing a creature to copy with Clone, are unaffected."

Posted 09 February 2015 at 06:07


I stand corrected. Will replace.

Posted 09 February 2015 at 11:20