The dumbest EDH deck ever

by Artheties1725 on 13 February 2014

Main Deck (99 cards)

Sideboard (1 card)

Creatures (1)

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Deck Description

the absolutely DUMBEST deck i could make. the entire point is to put out dumb creatures, give them dumb equipments with bludgeon brawl, do more dumb things. there are a bunch of ways to protect the vital parts like memnarch, march, and bludgeon brawl.

the best thing is using memnarch to make the planeswalkers into artifacts, and using bludgeon brawl to equip them to their creature counterparts. i mean getting beaten to death by nicol bolas holding a nicol bolas?

The most funny thing is imagining the creatures holding these artifacts and beating you with them. a tree riding a chariot holding a sword and a whip? a goat with an executioner's hood, charging at you with a book, sunglasses, and a darksteel citadel? An egg rolling at you with swords and a gorgon's head?

Deck Tags

  • EDH
  • Dumb

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for The dumbest EDH deck ever

Best deck description ever, you sir, made my day

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Posted 23 February 2014 at 18:02

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glad i could help. that was the whole point of the deck, to have fun and get some laughs out of it

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Posted 24 February 2014 at 04:37

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