INCOMING DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Cithiri on 08 September 2015

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (9000000 cards)

Sorceries (2000000)

Time Walk1000000xTime Walk
Timetwister1000000xTimetwister

Instants (1000000)


Artifacts (6000000)

Black Lotus1000000xBlack Lotus
Mox Emerald1000000xMox Emerald
Mox Jet1000000xMox Jet
Mox Pearl1000000xMox Pearl
Mox Ruby1000000xMox Ruby
Mox Sapphire1000000xMox Sapphire

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Deck Description

DEMOCRACY DONE MURICA STYLE!!!!!

SCREW JETS, SCRAMBLE THE DRAGONS!!!!!

SEND GIANT DRAGONS TO HUNT DOWN COMUNISM WHEREVER IT MAY LURK!!!!!

WHAT DOESN'T DIE BY DRAGONS DIES BY ELECTROCUTION!!!!!

AAAAAMMMMMEEEEERRRRRIIIIICCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How to Play

A DECK BASED ON PATRIOTISM AND EXPLOSIVE AWESOMENESS!!!!!

NIV-MIZZET THE FIREMIND, A WONDERFUL FRIEND AND COUNTRYMEN WHO WILL TAX THE S*&T OUT OF THOSE COMMUNISTS WITH HIS ABILITY BECAUSE WHY NOT, THEY'RE USED TO IT! WORKS WONDERS WITH ELECTROLYZE AND SWORD OF FIRE AND ICE!! MORE TAXES TO EVEN FURTHER DAMAGE THE COMMUNISTS!!

THUNDERBREAK REGENT, DEFENDER OF HIS COUNTRY, HERO OF THE PEOPLE, AND DAMN GOOD LOOKING!!!!! DEFENDING HIS DRAGON COUNTRYMEN FROM THE TERRIFYING INSTANTS, SORCERIES, AND TARGET ABILITIES THAT COMMUNISTS MAY WIELD TO STOP THEM!!!

THUNDERMAW HELLKITE, THE ARTILLERY IS HERE!!!!! STRIP OPPOSING COMMUNISTS OF THEIR DEFENSES AND SEND IN THE DRAGONS!!!!!

ARCHWING DRAGON AND SCOURGE OF VALKAS... ARE YOU EVEN PATRIOTIC ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS COMBO!?!?!?!?!?! ARCHWING VOTES REPUBLICAN AND SCOURGE VOTES DEMOCTAT, BUT THEY PUT THERI DIFFERENCES ASIDE AND WORK WONDERS FOR THE SAKE OF AMERICA!!!!!!

WHAT!? THE COMMUNISTS ARE ATTACING US!?!?!?!?! DON'T THEY KNOW THAT THIS IS AMERICA!?!?!?!?! THIS IS GEORGE W. BULLS*#T!!!!!!!! HOLD THEM AT BAY WITH GHOSTLY PRISON AND PROPAGANDA, THERE'S MANA YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR TRYING TO COME HERE NOW!! AND IF THEY SOMEHOW SNEAK THROUGH CUSTOMS, BLAST THEM WITH LIGHTNING BOLTS AND HELIXES UNTIL NOTHING REMAINS!!!

Deck Tags

  • Murica
  • Democracy
  • Explosions
  • USA

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

8100500

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for INCOMING DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very humorous SB, Description, & How To Play, if too close to the 'Murican truth for comfort...on that note, all I can add is that in 'Murica, dragon is now spelled d-r-o-n-e. O.O

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Posted 20 November 2015 at 13:33

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lol, thanks. Wanted to make this one funny yet still somewhat playable. So long as I get either prison or propaganda out early it actually does really well against non-fast decks.

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Posted 20 November 2015 at 17:18

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Which makes the reference to dubya particularly appropriate. ;)

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Posted 21 November 2015 at 01:16

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