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How about this: "black is the new blue"
Now that black is getting cards like enslave and sorin markov that let you control opponents creatures and turns, black is kind of stepping on blue turf. I know its kind of cheesy, but its all I've got.

It might work. I'll at least put it on my list.

I'm not very good at one-liners but here goes...
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My other deck is mill.
(or caw-blade or valkut or etc.)

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Please come again.

"I cast Doomblade on Schrödinger's cat, problem solved."
"I'm feeling blue."(Possibly accompanied by image of Jace Beleren)
I know these are kind of lame, but I was never that great at one liners either.

A few jokes my buddies and I use...

"Got Goyf?"

"How big is your Goyf?"

"Tokens are creatures too!"

I'll think of some more...Have a headache atm =/

I have no idea. but i want to see the result ..:D

For t-shirts?

"Equipped creature is clothed.
Equip :mana0: (:mana0: Attach to target creature
you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)"

"Tapped out.:symtap:"

"Cheatyface is my homeboy"

":manab: Because your girl was more fun in the graveyard."

"Surgical extraction? Trust me. I'm a :manab:Doctor:manab:"

"Once you go :manab:, you're probably dead."

":manaw::manau::manab::manag::manar: Taste the Painbow"

Just throwing them out. Feel free to use them as long as I get a free shirt <_<

front/back:

Front :manar:
instant
Chest bump target creature: front deals 1 damage to that creature. Tap that creature if you control a creature with power 3 or greater.


Back :manaw:
instant
As an aditional cost to play back, say "Please come again".
Choose one: Target player gains 1 life, or Target creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Cutting in on a idea accompany the I'm a doctor slogan with a pic of Avatar of Woe or Phage, or Sorin.

"My colors are Red :manar: & Blue :manau: I like the utter chaos mixed with intellect & manipulation. That Fire was just a red moment."

"No that isn't my Dragon eating your dog."

"Goblins are only fun when they didnt see you."

"No, you cant see my Primeval Titan after the round."

Do a many faces of Jace T-shirt with each art for Jace all 6 (Lorawyn, Book, Japan Amime starter deck one, American starter deck, Mind sculptor, & Memory adept.) of em through his evolution. Put on back "And you thought you had a identity crisis."

Have a pic of Markov feeding clean and glow in dark bloody.

[QUOTE=sethbodine]"I cast Doomblade on Schrödinger's cat, problem solved."
.[/QUOTE]

Hilarious missed it on read through.

I don't have much knowledge about this aspect... But I would like to stay in & want to see the final result...

i am amazed no one has mentioned the "I'd :symtap: That"

front: "as an additional cost to playing magic pay lose one life." and a pic of the 5 color pentegram.
back: "when magic enters the graveyard gain one life."

Came across this idea on /r/magictcg the other day:

"The family that planeswalks together, stays together." (needs work, but there's something there).

If I come up with some, I'll post back (not sure if you're still looking for ideas or not).