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One of the best decks in the meta for Standard right now, this went 5-0 in Kansas GP and is insanely good. This deck has pretty much everything you would need to go 5-0 in your next FNM.
The first thing you have to do is play a swamp. Then pass. Your opponent will quickly kill you in the first game, but you choose to sideboard some cards before the second (you need to take an hour or so for sideboarding). You take out 14 swamps and and put in 14 swamps, then take out one more swamp and put in the island. That is the game winner. You keep playing the game, and if you are lucky enough to find the one island, you need to take your time on deciding whether to play the swamp or the island. After an hour or 2, they will hopefully concede. If they don’t, whip out plan B. You ask if you can use the bathroom, and then sit in there watching twitch for a couple of hours, or days if you're patient. By then they will be on to you, and they will set the zoo animals on you. You take a plunger and fight the monkeys, and then you have to evade the wild bears and rhinos. If you can escape them, you have to kill the boa constrictor in the air vents. By then you should see a wild clown cycling away on a tricycle. You might have enough time to grab your deck on the way out. You have to lie low for about a week after the escape, though. You will likely be on the FBI watch list, and the news channels will only have stories about you for a very long time. When you are safe, contact the player your adventure started with. Maybe they will be up for another match...
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NOTE: Set by owner when deck was made.
I really like the single island tech. Most lists I see don't run this but it looks like it would provide a whole new dimension to the list.
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It’s one of the things that makes this deck so unbeatable!
LMAO! BEST DECK!
Honestly, the monkeys worry me the most, I have seen then break the legs of antelope's without even using both arms! Got anything else besides the plunger for me? A hydraulic press maybe? A spare antelope to distract them? I mean chimps can rip out your penis! The muscles that anchor it to your body are made of bloody iron. How does anyone 5-0 a GP with just a plunger? Or should I start hitting the gym?HELP!
An antelope will never work its a trap. You are going to have to use a opossum it will work much better.
The plunger is optional, of course you can switch it for the hydraulic press. A good way to really stop the monkeys is to set loose a pack of wild antelopes on them, and you can get the surviving ones with the hydraulic press. Hopefully you survive with your penis and both your legs!
Just the best deck. Period.
Too easy to win with this deck!
It's got a mana curve of zero! Obviously too good for Standard, or even Legacy! Since everything has no mana cost it's FREE. AMAZING GRACE....HALF THE MANA, TWICE THE PRICE...........
A fresh perspective on the best deck in standard!
OMG THIS IS LEGAL IN STANDARD!
Could this new meta finally provide an answer to Storm Crow?
Don't......Don't give me hope
It’s 50/50 depends on if you draw a swamp and if the opponent draws a storm crow
So we're reduced to upvoting memes...I'm in...Much lol, such deck, no doge no wins.This deck needs a dodge.Wild mongrel because playing with a doge is never an option when you encounter it.
Who the hell is downvoting comments on this masterpiece? Half of those that I have upvoted are at 0 and there are a few that are at -4! Someone is clearly afraid of having to face this masterpiece at FNM!
Obviously dweebs that don't understand the raw power of mono black
You could throw in some scry lands so you can have an edge on the draw...just a suggestion. Btw, I can't believe I never thought of this deck...doh!!!! It's getting swampy up in here !-0
hey man you good?
Ran this at FNM last week and it worked just as advertised.
Any trouble with the monkeys?
They took his penis, but it was worth it
U would get DQ from judge
LMAO SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHAA
lol some hater neg my comment XD HATER LMAOOO
And it keeps on happening my dude, at one point all comments on here were between -3 and -6. Had to make 3 new accounts to fight the asshole.
Who ever the hater is, he/she is biased.The hater leaves some of us alone, that or I got 10 comment upvotes.It also sort of makes me the prime suspect ;)
Swarmer LMAO NICE SHIT DUDE HAHAHAA XD
Thank you for your work swarmer