Unbeatable Combo

by lilpucas on 06 June 2019

Main Deck (60 cards)

Land (60)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Land (15)

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Deck Description

One of the best decks in the meta for Standard right now, this went 5-0 in Kansas GP and is insanely good. This deck has pretty much everything you would need to go 5-0 in your next FNM.

How to Play

The first thing you have to do is play a swamp. Then pass. Your opponent will quickly kill you in the first game, but you choose to sideboard some cards before the second (you need to take an hour or so for sideboarding). You take out 14 swamps and and put in 14 swamps, then take out one more swamp and put in the island. That is the game winner. You keep playing the game, and if you are lucky enough to find the one island, you need to take your time on deciding whether to play the swamp or the island. After an hour or 2, they will hopefully concede. If they don’t, whip out plan B. You ask if you can use the bathroom, and then sit in there watching twitch for a couple of hours, or days if you're patient. By then they will be on to you, and they will set the zoo animals on you. You take a plunger and fight the monkeys, and then you have to evade the wild bears and rhinos. If you can escape them, you have to kill the boa constrictor in the air vents. By then you should see a wild clown cycling away on a tricycle. You might have enough time to grab your deck on the way out. You have to lie low for about a week after the escape, though. You will likely be on the FBI watch list, and the news channels will only have stories about you for a very long time. When you are safe, contact the player your adventure started with. Maybe they will be up for another match...

Deck Tags

  • meme
  • top8
  • Infinite Combo
  • Crazy Good
  • Budget
  • Versatile
  • WOTS
  • MH1

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Deck Format


Standard

NOTE: Set by owner when deck was made.

Card Legality

  • Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Unbeatable Combo

I really like the single island tech. Most lists I see don't run this but it looks like it would provide a whole new dimension to the list.

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Posted 06 June 2019 at 20:14

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It’s one of the things that makes this deck so unbeatable!

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Posted 07 June 2019 at 02:52

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LMAO! BEST DECK!

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Posted 07 June 2019 at 13:56

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Honestly, the monkeys worry me the most, I have seen then break the legs of antelope's without even using both arms! Got anything else besides the plunger for me? A hydraulic press maybe? A spare antelope to distract them? I mean chimps can rip out your penis! The muscles that anchor it to your body are made of bloody iron. How does anyone 5-0 a GP with just a plunger? Or should I start hitting the gym?
HELP!

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Posted 07 June 2019 at 18:32

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An antelope will never work its a trap. You are going to have to use a opossum it will work much better.

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Posted 07 June 2019 at 18:35

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The plunger is optional, of course you can switch it for the hydraulic press. A good way to really stop the monkeys is to set loose a pack of wild antelopes on them, and you can get the surviving ones with the hydraulic press. Hopefully you survive with your penis and both your legs!

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Posted 07 June 2019 at 18:38

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Just the best deck. Period.

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Posted 07 June 2019 at 20:40

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Too easy to win with this deck!

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Posted 07 June 2019 at 20:55

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It's got a mana curve of zero! Obviously too good for Standard, or even Legacy! Since everything has no mana cost it's FREE. AMAZING GRACE....HALF THE MANA, TWICE THE PRICE...........

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Posted 12 June 2019 at 10:05

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A fresh perspective on the best deck in standard!

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Posted 20 June 2019 at 19:59

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OMG THIS IS LEGAL IN STANDARD!

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Posted 13 June 2019 at 14:43

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Wow, the deck doesn't work. What a great joke.

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Posted 29 June 2019 at 19:20

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Posted 02 July 2019 at 16:32

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Could this new meta finally provide an answer to Storm Crow?

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Posted 31 July 2019 at 19:09

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Don't...

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Don't give me hope

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Posted 01 August 2019 at 09:45

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