This Offends Me

by Mancandy on 17 June 2016

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Deck Description

Now a days everything is offensive. War, Non-Vegan, Republicans, Anything Non Muslim, ETC.... So I made a deck (out of my butt) to all the offended people out there. Sorry not sorry.

Ideas appreciated.

How to Play

Stall with War Tax or Humility. Try and get Invoke Prejudice on the field and Magus of the Bazaar. You should use Eureka if you have Invoke Prejudice in your hand and In the Eye of Chaos. You can use Magus of the Bazaar to discard enchantments to the graveyard and then play them all with Replenish. When you have enough enchantments on the field use Opalescence. If Humility is on the field with Opalescence as well, then begin to get a headache for trying to decide which ability trumps the others.

Deck Tags

  • Casual
  • Offended
  • Murica

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

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