I'm married too :(

by mawilson2 on 27 December 2013

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Deck Description

Looking to build 60 cards to describe mairage.
Could be fun.

How to Play

Need a good mix of creatures, sorceries, isntants, enchantments and lands

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for I'm married too :(

Help with some cards please.

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 14:15

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So it's going well?

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 19:07

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It need more then just one of each and why so many cards make it at least 70 cards would be better so you can find the card you and that is also why having more then just one card would help

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 19:57

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I guess you wear an Oblivion Ring, eh? Was your choice a Dismal Failure? You've become Disenchanted with your spouse? It may make you Howl from the Beyond.

This deck is hilarious!

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 17:33

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like them all and will add

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 17:34

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Reckless Waif -> Merciless Predator

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 17:38

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Man you really don't like your wife haha. Was she a Warren instigator?

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 17:38

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She is really great. Just having fun.

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 17:42

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Blackmail

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 17:38

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 18:34

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Is Pestilence an option? Maybe a Basilisk Collar is what you are on. Damnation, Wrath of God, Day of Judgement, any of those. Maybe it was a Dark Ritual that brought you two together (whoops already in there), or perhaps Doom Blade. Debtors Knell even? I'm running out of cards now, but I like how this is all in good fun.

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 18:37

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I like pestilence

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 18:43

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What do you mean my Deck Name?

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 18:44

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My computer put that in there automatically. I did not type

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 18:47

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Mana curve mostly black..seems about right

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 19:06

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Alluring Siren, Glaring Spotlight, Hidden Strings, Jinxed Ring, Lingering Tormentor, Puppet Strings, Spring Cleaning, Wandering Eye, Hate Weaver, Vow of Flight, Blind Obedience, Forced Worship, Chained to the Rocks, Bad Ass, Fat Ass

Lets try some positive ones:

Ring of Renewal, Pledge of Loyalty, Heart of Light, Hand of Honor, Vow of Wildness, Cheap Ass, Rush of Blood, Rampant Growth, Show and Tell, Lay Bare, Give // Take, Go for the Throat, Assert Authority

Well that got sexual really fast.

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 19:49

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Lol @ rush of blood

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Posted 30 December 2013 at 01:36

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im laughing so hard right now!!!!!!!

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 20:02

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Decree of Pain, Decree of Annihilation, Killing Wave, Desecration Demon, Harvester of Souls, Woebringer Demon, Dismember, Cruel Ultimatum, Zombify, Bog Witch, Hero's Downfall, Mortify, Nightmare Void.

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 21:03

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hasran ogress

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 21:59

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Ring of three wishes
Bogbrew Witch
Goblin Matron

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Posted 27 December 2013 at 23:01

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this is amazing XD
and avatar of woe is godly in this deck ^-^

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 03:12

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www.mtgvault.com/cards/search/?q=curse&searchtype=name&ps=20

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 03:13

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This is great. You gotta get it legal in Modern.

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 04:07

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If you have kids you can use Army of the Damned or bitterblossom

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 08:56

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Needs "Blind Obedience".

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 09:15

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Let's hope Cheatyface never gets added to the list :)

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 15:17

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Ass Whuppin would then have to be a must add

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 17:42

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bahahahahahahahah this is great

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 16:10

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ahahahahahha, it isn't!

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Posted 01 January 2014 at 17:40

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Make it an EDH deck

Use the Rakdos Blood Witch as commander

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 18:05

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only problem with that is you have to take out the white green and blue

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 23:54

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Chained to the Rocks
Induce Paranoia
Abhorrent Overlord
Bogbrew Witch

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 22:19

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Dark Triumph, Triumph of Cruelty, Master of Cruelties, and Temple of the False God. How could I forget those?

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 22:50

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Price of Progress
Unlikely Alliance
Curfew
Diminishing Returns
Limited Resources

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 23:06

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Oh and MINDSLAVER of course!!!
... and Puppet Master ...

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 23:46

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Limiting Resources HAHA :))

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Posted 29 December 2013 at 14:27

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This deck is becoming epicly awesome.

why not turn this into a Commander style singleton deck based on this theme

Maelstrom Archangel would make a great commander with her ability. :)

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Posted 28 December 2013 at 23:20

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Goblin Matron

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Posted 29 December 2013 at 22:43

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Gruul Ragebeast

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Posted 30 December 2013 at 00:51

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Kami of False Hope, Contaminated Bond, Contract from Below

Wild Pair?

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Posted 30 December 2013 at 00:55

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how about doomed traveler
or cruel ultimatum

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Posted 30 December 2013 at 02:50

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Giant Warthog, laughed for 10 min straight!

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Posted 01 January 2014 at 17:42

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You forgot the number one wife card .... Unsummon :)!

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Posted 03 January 2014 at 07:38

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Curfew is more fitting, thouogh.

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Posted 03 January 2014 at 11:07

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What are you married with? Exava, Lyzolda? Lol

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Posted 06 January 2014 at 15:46

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Hey what about domestication

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Posted 13 January 2014 at 18:39

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Vedalken Shackles, Dream Leash, Remove Soul, Cruel Edict

Hopefully no Pact of Negation

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Posted 25 January 2014 at 03:50

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