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1. Activate Mindslaver/Sorin Markov's Ultimate on your opponent. 2. During their (your) next upkeep, use Bazaar Trader to give them a Magmaw. 3. Use Magmaw's ability to sacrifice all their permanents targetting themselves for damage, eventually sacrificing Magmaw as well. 4. ???? 5. PROFIT Other synergies: Mindslaver + Bazaar Trader + Bloodthrone Vamp = eat all of their creatures then themselves, better than Magmaw if they're running a creature token deck and they don't have enough mana to sac everything. Mark of Mutiny + Bazaar Trader = Steal an opponent's creature permanently and put a +1/+1 counter on it. Abyssal Persecutor + Bazaar Trader = Here, I don't need this anymore! You can have it! Bloodthrone Vamp + Reassembling Skeleton + Pawn of Ulamog = big vamp + mana ramping w/ Eldrazi Spawns The rest should be pretty straightforward -- tutor for what you need to finish one of the above synergies, bolts to clear away early creatures or to hit for a bit of damage. This is meant to be standard legal when Scars releases (they are reprinting Mindslaver :D) so any suggestions should please remain in standard, kthx!
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looks fun to play against and to use, unlike most standard decks these days.
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i'd probably run some more land or mana sources in this deck but it looks like a lot of fun to play.
And they said I was crazy for trading for Magmaws. THE FOOLS.
That you made a funny standard deck is just awesome. Its so much easier to do in legacy and vintage. Check out these decks I think you might enjoy the humor in them. Jujitsu Deck (Also known as Death by Wall) Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=128231 Standard Land Attack (Attack with lands using Standard Format Cards) Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=132244 Go Ahead I Dare You Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=128874
That's pretty damn clever. And a cheap deck to build, aside from Abyssal Persecutor. Well, and Sorin, but I wouldn't be running him anyways. I'd rather have 3x Sign in Blood ;) And would likely run Act of Treason in place of the Persecutors (only because I can't afford them, pimp as they are)