Sweet child of mine.

by Quasimofo on 24 January 2014

Main Deck (99 cards)

Sideboard (1 card)

Creatures (1)

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Deck Description

Surprise! Dead baby!

How to Play

Nobody wants to trigger the board wipe, so load the baby up with equipment and swing away.

Deck Tags

  • EDH
  • Voltron
  • Destroy
  • Child of Alara

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

241021813

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Sweet child of mine.

That's a rather horrifying Deck Description...

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Posted 23 February 2014 at 05:55

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As it so happens I cannot take credit for it. I found it from a comment made about Child of Alara on its page on The Gatherer. I thought it was such a funny, yet somewhat truthful, description of what it must be like to deal with such a dangerously volatile general in EDH.

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Posted 23 February 2014 at 06:09

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Id run sword of body and mind or fire and ice over one of the ones you have. simply because it gives more variety of protection with one of those two.

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Posted 23 February 2014 at 06:41

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There is actually a very specific reason I run those two swords in particular. The greatest annoyance I've faced with this deck is when people exile the Child to avoid the risk of 'detonating' it. The most prolific colour that exiles is White. After white, the two most troublesome colours for me have been red and black. So, with my sword selection, I have two sources of white protection, and one of each for red and black. In addition, Light and Shadow grants me recursion, which is always a boon for this deck.

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Posted 23 February 2014 at 07:33

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What about adding in blood tyrant? its a pretty nice card for multiplayer games

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Posted 24 February 2014 at 02:22

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Theres no reason to run darksteel colosus over blightsteel considering infect still kills @ 10 in edh, serra ascendant turn1 1cmc 6/6 flying lifeling is WRONG not to be played in any deck that runs white, sakishima the impostor & sakishimas student are the 2 best clones in the game (oh god the things ive done with those 2) & progenitus sereously send everyone scrambling for board wipes, now imagine child + akromas memorial..... , oh I realized u already have animate dead so instead I would swap reanimate for necromancy or beacon of unrest

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 06:05

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I like what I'm seeing, but by all that I stand for that may be my least favorite song ever written. I'd sooner listen to the Shaggs.

Also, I'm surprised by having no Fauna Shaman, or Survival of the Fittest, to abuse with Squee. Squee may be recursive, but I'd think those two cards to be the main reason to consider him.

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Posted 23 February 2014 at 07:54

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Well, then we should resign to agree to disagree.

I might be able to work that in, it's a good idea and may come in useful.

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Posted 23 February 2014 at 21:40

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I suppose we must, I will however interject that Paradise City was good.

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Posted 24 February 2014 at 01:57

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Id strongly suggest volraths stronghold & yavimaya hollow

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Posted 23 February 2014 at 09:29

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Not so sure about Yavimaya Hollow, but Volrath's Stronghold sounds like an excellent idea.

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Posted 23 February 2014 at 21:44

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Also darksteel mutation is imo thee best commander removal spell in the game right now (takes care of any abilities or p/t & makes it real hard to get them back)

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 05:42

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Bribery is also another MASSIVE one that I would suggest & mind control, grave betrayal works so halariously awesome with child, sure the board gets wiped including grave betrayal but all creatures presently on the field each get a +1/+1 counter & become MINE XD

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 05:47

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I would swap reanimate for animate dead in a heartbeat, the life loss could realy screw u and the drawbacks to animate dead are nothing in the grand scheme of things

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 05:49

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Theres no reason to run darksteel colosus over blightsteel considering infect still kills @ 10 in edh, serra ascendant turn1 1cmc 6/6 flying lifeling is WRONG not to be played in any deck that runs white, sakishima the impostor & sakishimas student are the 2 best clones in the game (oh god the things ive done with those 2) & progenitus sereously send everyone scrambling for board wipes, now imagine child + akromas memorial..... , oh I realized u already have animate dead so instead I would swap reanimate for necromancy or beacon of unrest

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 06:06

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Gilded drake u need gilded drake!!!

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 06:08

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& surestrike trident to send dmd straight to the face, hell even just it giving your 6/6 child first strike is good but being able to send 6 commander dmg at the cost of 4mana & Tap is awesome, or u could go: 4mana equip & throw it then 4mana equip to another guy & throw it, just so cheaty

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 06:14

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And oracle of mul daya gets u land sooo fast

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 06:15

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<__________<

Dude...I realize you're eager to add advice, but like...Calm your tits =P

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 08:29

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^Not trying to butt in but that response was the first i saw when scrolling down and it made me laugh

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 09:08

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Im just realy realy eagar lol .....defense of the heart is amazing XD

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 18:24

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Nicol bolas

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Posted 23 February 2014 at 23:29

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Bill Murray

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Posted 23 February 2014 at 23:31

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Sherlock Holmes

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 03:39

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Harold Ramis ='{

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 03:56

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Harry Potter

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 03:57

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If Child of Alara gets o-ringed or something, False Prophet works too.

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Posted 25 February 2014 at 02:35

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If a commander gets exiled you can decide to just send it to the command zone instead & platy it again

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Posted 26 February 2014 at 07:22

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your deck is well thought out, please check out mine if you can http://www.mtgvault.com/macattack907/decks/cataclysmic-cornucopia/ thank you.

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Posted 28 March 2014 at 19:46

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baby in the oven then he/she goes boom

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Posted 24 June 2014 at 02:45

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