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I applaud you sir. You have crafted an excellent deck and I wish you luck in all future endeavors!

Not if I discard my hand in response. Enchantment destruction is surprisingly one of the only things this deck is not weak to but nice try there partner.

Thanks, yeah people got a little crazy there. I just took a list my friend found on Reddit, changed some of the numbers, and added more nonbasic lands. Have fun with it!

Yeah man, one of my friends quickly pointed out that Avenger should go in here and I'm working on getting one right now (damn that thing is elusive). If you look though I've already got Purphoros. He's a total beast, one time I cast Parallel Evolution + its flashback on the same turn with Doubling Season out and I won the game instantly.

Thanks, I've decided to remove the Jar, but the restore has been really nice to use with my cycle lands, evolving wilds, terramorphic expanse, and opponents lands in certain match ups. I'll consider Boundless Realms.

Dude, I hear you, but you have to step back. This deck isn't serious. I made it as a joke. I have Contested War Zone because I think it's a terrible card and I find playing it funny. I agree partially with you though, I'm seriously considering playing four Treasure Hunts instead of Muddle the Mixture.

Well have fun on Reddit. It's a shame enjoying a game makes me such a sad, depraved individual.

Naw man, with too many nonland cards I don't always get enough land in my hand to make Zombie Infestation win automatically. Also I need islands in my opener more than swamps so if anything swamps would be taken out.

Dude it's a stupid Jank deck. Calm your tits and let me be silly at FNM.

I agree with blarg69, I'll test out Muddle the Mixture and add it in permanently if it works out.

I have Contested Warzone of course we aren't taking this seriously

Thanks! Frankly, I have no idea how this deck made the front page. I made it as a joke (seriously, I put in contested war zone!). People need to chill and just laugh at a silly jank deck.

The entire deck is a silly gamble, I'd rather pray for a reliquary tower than be left with tons of land and no way to use it effectively.

Pyroclasm isn't a problem, I drop my dudes at the end of their turn and swing during mine. Adding ANYTHING that isn't a land slows down the deck considerably. Also contested war zone is in there for lols.

Finally, a person who understands this thing is a joke!

I don't think you realize how bad this deck is. I lose 1 out of every 3 games simply because I can't get a Treasure Hunt. This is just for silliness and if you can't appreciate that then I'm sorry.

Personally I love seeing decks combo out, so even if I lose to it I have a fun time for a different reason than playing normal Magic. If you can't appreciate a fun combo then you don't have to make one for yourself.

Your mom is gay

Psychatog looks awesome, but I want to keep this in Modern. I love the idea of Halimar depths though, thanks!

Go for it man!