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Bring this bad boy to FNM! Amaze your friends!
This deck is simple to play. 1st turn: play a land2nd turn: play a land3rd turn: play a land4th turn: play a land5th turn: play a land6th turn: play a land7th turn: play a land8th turn: play a land...50000th turn: play a land
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Much synergy...
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I know right... also extremely budget right?
does it really have to be 5 colors? Im sure you can take green out, get a little more speed to the deck.
You make a good point Aiel. though Green has good synergy with black, red, blue, and white, but i may take out some of the forest to allow the deck to breath a little. You have convinced me.
so landfall
very mana
i think you should add another mountain or the deck probably wont work
Not another forest?
another forest? OMG do you even manacurve noob?
another forest would completely throw off the mana curve!! XDHe don't even manacurve I bet (;
Now, turn 3832...Forest or Mountain? Or maybe something they won't expect like a plains?
Exactly your getting the hang of this deck. its all about gettin into ur opponents mind, doing what they wouldn't expect.
well if you dropped an island it would really be game over.
I dont think friday night magic is such a good idea, frankly this deck may be OP but shuffling it would be a hard deal.
It simple to shuffle. Simply take the deck, throw it on the ground, then reconstruct the deck as fast as possible. 3 out of 10 people can reconstruct half the deck in the amount of time you receive to shuffle.
49999 CARD PICKUP!!!
why zendikar lands? the full art noes cost like 15 cents.
Guys this actually happened at a pro tour XDhttp://www.starcitygames.com/php/news/print.php?Article=1283
i can understand where he is coming from.
A singleton Storm Crow would be good, if you can find a space for it.
But then the deck wouldn't be $0.
throw in borborygamos for optimum lolz.
hmmmmmmm...... optimum lulz are good....
throw in a couple of treasure hunts, just to make sure you always have a full hand. :)
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i think i might.
this deck is too OP. I would probably scoop on turn 1.
Library of leng next
then "Opportunity"! WIN!
Needs moar forest tbh
hahahahahaa
2/10, loses to Armageddon.
everyone at the fnm will have to help u shuffle
team spirit man
hmmm... I'm not sure..."Constructed decks must contain a minimum of sixty cards. There is no maximum deck size; however, you must be able to shuffle your deck with no assistance."
if your legally blind, or mentally challenged, can you receive help? like this one time i saw a guy with...
this is y there should be a thumbs down comment
thats not P.C. no gamer left behind.
dont h8 on this deck. its a masterpiece of thought
why thank you bootsncatsn
I laughed for a good minute. It has literally made my day.
you understand me
It has no cost, for zendikar lands . . . this is not true.
Believe it 0_o
Working on a one drop EDH deck. u got adviced go a head and swing by my "One Drop EDH" deck.
I don't have enough of the forest... could I use pepperoni slices instead?
Yes i think that is perfectly legal. It states in the meat equivalence act section 3 sub section 27 that meat of a sufficient quality and brand may be substituted as Land cards for MTG.
that's delicious... i mean, good to know....
plus you can sac it if you need a snack.
Assuming these lands cost on average 85 cents each, this deck costs more than $40,000. This could take some time to build...
what, did you already sell you other kidney?
i heard, on the television the other day, you can get 35 grand for a testicle. legacy here i come!
25, sry its false advertising and no I'm ten less grand rich and cant have kids :'(
kinda makes you rethink the whole idea of having four of'
This deck has a solid, very precise strategy. To be honest, i feel like this is one of the quickest guaranteed reusable source of mana synergy I've ever seen on the vault, or ever playing, so props for that ^_^However, I do think this deck could use....a more aggressive approach? I mean, most games your opponent will just shit himself or scream in agony and confusion at what he's doing with his life playing against your deck, but there is going to be the rare strong willed opponent who will figure out the cunning behind your schemes and become the champion of this monster deck. I suggest manabond/treasure hunt to put more lands out and increase the chances of the other player to have a stroke and die at the table :DCant wait to see the progress of this deck <3 (:
To be more agressive I suggest Goblin Charbelcher. Adding it, however, might ruin your perfect mana curve, so it is possibly not worth it.Also, don't underestimate the speed of this deck ... if the opponent just refuses to concede you could always play one of your lands face down and claim it is a morph creature :)
^ I see a two headed giant partner here :D
goblin charbelceher would just deal 1 damage per turn. Thats why you fireball. or volcanic geyser
A) you didn't get it, B) would deal 0 damage per turn in all likelihood.
For anyone that's like me, and actually considered building this deck; remember to bring a ladder to your FNM this deck will be approximately 49 feet tall.. and that's without sleeves.. also at the beginning of each match don't forget to ask your opponent: "Do you want to cut?"
XD
God forbid their win condition is mill :)
Ya...This is obviously a hardcore anti-mill deck.
dragin17 i litereally am crying right now. you have made my day :D
Mana Severance could be rad in this deck.Maybe rename this deck to "Goldfish" ;)
Oh and Goblin Charbelcher would be a wonderful addition to the sideboard. So does Phyrexian Devourer.
why charbelcher? only 1 damage per turn. fireball or volcanic geyser
Wizards is on to you! They know this deck is too strong and have taken steps to make sure it can never show up at a tournament: "Constructed decks must contain a minimum of sixty cards. There is no maximum deck size; however, you must be able to shuffle your deck with no assistance. If a player wishes to use a sideboard, it can contain up to fifteen cards."..."you must be able to shuffle your deck with no assistance"
I can do that, it will just take about half an hour
It will take more than that.....
OMFG! you are genius. you can make your opponent cry even harder the moment zuran orb is put on the battle field! they wont know what to do and hide under the table untill there mother comes to bring them home. +1 from me.Also for the people who dont understand this deck, land decks are just good decks. if you realy want a deck that is better.... there is none unless you double the number of lands. (and friends for shuffeling your deck.)
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Thank u for the support
you know what this deck misses. chrismas. add some snow coverd lands
This is actually worth £49,000...
not if you just go into every shop in the country and take the free lands for drafting.
They aren't free, you're supposed to give them back, also the Zendikar full arts here wont be in a draft, wish they were though!
i donate box loads of cards to the local shop, it was a joke, why so much hate in the magic community?
Soc27er you are a true help to the community, and anyone who wants to build this deck
ill trade you ten forests for a mishra workshop.
"How to play" section is inaccurate. Since you're opening hand is seven cards you will lose before turn 50,000
wrong use a deck with mill as win condition
This deck is perfect. I've gotten tons of friends into Magic but sometimes it's hard to keep their interest in a game that's so complicated with rules and what not... this deck is easy to use and great for beginners!
you need Battle of Wits in here lol
Why are people humoring this ? This deck is a complete joke (obviously) and taking away attention that others deserve. You sir are poison to this website.
chill out. yes it is a joke. but if you can't laugh while you play magic, then what is the point? Magic is supposed to be fun.
I laugh a lot while playing with my group actually, but that's because our games make sense. If your friend pulled out a deck that is nothing but hundreds of lands (realistically speaking here, because have 49,999 cards is not possible) then where is this fun that you speak of in them playing land, land, land, land, land, land, etc, etc.... While you play spells & creatures and win right away.Essentially, there is no point in playing and you might as well be playing against the wall in front you.
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i donated this deck to the local shop.
U are a true hero to those looking into this deck
just as long as you understand what makes people tick, or in this case "click"
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i see what u did there man
mcjordalini you are simply missing the humor. this is a community website for people to share ideas that they feel like sharing. people on here could just as easily spam us with decks that contain nothing but power 9 and are absurd. and considering that someone actually went to a tournament with a deck of just basic land shows that you dont appreciate this deck for what it is. who knows! this deck design may one day change the very nature of the game itself!
yeah, but at least they could see a deck that is only a dream, on paper. nothing wrong with that, but the land thing is a bit excessive, how do you prevent damage?
have someone flip a coin, and without telling you, put a battle of wits on top, or not.
I must admit, as someone trying to do well at PTQs I think this sort of thing is a bit silly. It just spams up the hot page and takes away people's time when they could be making really good decks instead of this rubbish. You won't get to such a late game to mill them out because even if it's a deck like U/W which is super slow, Aetherling would eat it for breakfast. Especially at such a key deck building time this isn't what should be on the hot page.
i read what you typed, but i couldn't retain a word of it.
OK, I will simplify it. This deck is spam. It doesn't help the site's credibility. It isn't funny. It is a key standard time because born of the gods is coming out. If anyone wants to improve to a semi pro standard this type of thing is stupid.
I see what your saying, and you make good points . . . but your wrong. There is never a "key standard time" because there is always a new set coming out, it happens every 3 months like clockwork. If anything the key time for standard is when the old block is about to rotate out. That's when the radical changes happen. Second this deck is hilarious and powerfully witty, and if you can't appreciate it well all I can say is you need to have more fun on the internet
Oh I mean key standard times because of Pro Tour, my friend is going so I'm deck testing with him because I spotted mono blue devotion before it was big (Just a crap version!) And I have more fun on other websites, particular favourite is Vanoss Gaming on youtube, if you like GTA or CoD give it a watch you will literally crap yourself laughing!
Is this deck modern playable? I don't have a lot of money and need to get a decent deck to play with.
now you need to make a deck that is the opposite of this one, as expensive as possible!!!!!
just put the mint 10 gem black lotus in it, nothing else would matter. it could be a three card deck (not really but its a point).
this deck is OP as you have 100% guarantee you´ll get enough lands at start!
although I have to admit, you MIGHT get mana flooded on occasion. could be trouble.
This deck should use some Scry land .... just to make sure you have a land coming next turn.
It's not quite as beautiful as the manner of thing Awz? did, but it still gave me quite a laugh.
nosey goblin would be totally relevant in your sideboard, you never know.
You can add Primal Surge for a better stability, or even Boundless Realms. But be careful to not empty your library too quickly with that.
http://www.mtgvault.com/drakeraenes/decks/manland-madness/ So this is what i decided to make after seeing your deck. its not pretty, but it looks like it will be fun to play :D
I've only got one question.How expensive is this? p:Kappa
well depends if you buy at market price of like 5 cents per (non Zendikar full art print pricing) x 49000 you get $2450
Wait land cost like a cent right? That's like 500 bucks! Good thing I have 50,000 land lying around
If you have this many full art lands then you are one rich fella. Also, congrats you have inspired me to make this my new #1 modern deck!!!
Fastbond bro ha
I seem to hate more and more lately, on this website...and it is because of decks like this. It has 40 likes and is utter crap. It is a gag. Can't even win. I think for 2 or 3 weeks on a deck, design it, and I get 1 or 2 likes. Go figure.
well if you look in sideboard it does have a win condition Battle of Wits. Its also great anti mill try to mill it effectively
yes, I can understand the irritation of working on a deck for a while, tweaking it until you think you have something cool, and then getting no attention for it. "decks" like this one get attention because they are obviously not meant to be taken seriously. People here seem to either a) hate on newbie decks because they aren't really powerful, or b) not take the game serious enough to accept advice from more experienced players. Both f which ends up making people not want to look for "real" decks to comment on, and yet still expect others to view their own handiwork. personally I find that having a deck like this just to joke around with makes it easier for people to find new decks to look at because there ARE lots of different people commenting, and therefore more decks to look at that perhaps you didn't know existed. :)
This deck is a one of the best things to happen to this site. Namely because it actually makes me laugh something which no other deck can claim, just by me viewing it.
totally agree d3Necromaster
Jessie is right, you want comedy go on a comedy site. The MTGVault team are a solid team, I should know, I've played them! Someone could have put the mono blue devotion deck on here before it became good and it wouldnt make the hot page because of this! This would be funny on the new deck page, but on the hot page with the powerful decks? It makes Vault less reputable than places like tapped out, which really sucks because the team for the site are really good and really nice without being stupid.
so, i put together a masterpiece of thought using mishra as my main subject, and i get no views, who's complaining?
I guess people are more interested in standard atm because of Born of the Gods, I'll take a look at your deck though, you've piqued my interest
im gonna post my standard deck i have at the moment, but its bad, just cards i happen to have.
Ok well hopefully people will check it out, I will drop by, and it is unfair you got those minuses so I gave you a plus to balance it out!
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This deck should need some evolving wilds for some mana fixing.
maybe find a spot for beseech the queen, don't know how worth it is in this deck though...
and a big furry monster
well it would be silly otherwise
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It would be so funny if opponent had terra ravagers...Also, I think oracle of mul daya would be excellent for sideboard in case you aren't getting land fast enough
isnt there a card that has power equal to lands you control? rubblehulk maybe?and what about the card thats into the wilds i think, if the top of your library is a land card, play it. or something.i know it wouldnt be 0$, but still.
Dakkon Blackblade
Maybe an Evolving wilds in the sideboard in case you findt yourself stuck on too many of the same type land on the first game.In with Evolving wilds and your chances of getting the right type land is secured.Considered a single Basic Snow Mountain? I bet your opponent wouldn't expect that.
http://www.mtgvault.com/xxxeleshnornxxx/decks/black-is-the-best/look at it
Did you know you could get a game loss for asking somebody to help you shuffle your deck? I hate FNM. This deck would have KILLLED if i could have got it in one single stack. When I tried to take down the ceiling panel to help make room... the owner of the place was all like "Hey, Kid... WTF are you doing". I was like "just playing a game of magic, dumbass". Long story short, the place ends up burning down.
Best deck ever
Can you imagine how much money would you have to spend for card sleeves?"Sorry kids, no meal for you this week. I need card sleeves for my new deck." :D
perfect fit!
Its amazing how seamlessly you were able to get all 5 colors to work together!!!!A+++++
too little forest. you will get green mana screwed.
bountiful harvestunexpected resultsWIN
So simple, yet, so effective. I would sideboard at least one eldrazi titan just in case you do end up facing a very good mill deck. Or, at the very least, a sundial of the infinite. I run a deck similar to this, and Curse of the Pierced Heart is pretty much the only weakness.
You how to play discription is not correct. you cant play a land on turn 50000 cuz there are only 49999 cards in the deck. Report! you cheater not drawing a card for one turn. also you start with 7 (or a little less if you took a new hand because you where nama screwed.) cards in hand.
He needed to Mulligan the first 6 times. He was mana screwed bro.....
The 50,000 card should so be Emrakul
This deck is great. Ever think about countryside crusher? Please look at my knight deck and tell me if it could get a prize in a tournament. :)
I drew a sample hand and I got all five color lands! Nice deck. :)
Raise your hand if like me you drew a sample hand and then clicked "draw again" until you got all 5 colors in your starting hand. 78th time's the charm. B-)
I got it on Draw 3......
Guys the challenge is to geta hand of all one color
Lucky number 7 is when i got it. :)
I got it draw 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aw, Squires And look how far you can go over to the side with all the exclamation marks! :)
Cool trick!!!
Suddenly, Emrakul.
I 'm not sure 5 colours is viable
I wanna take this deck to FNM and Mul down to 1 every game. Just to draw out the process
Considering the speed of the current meta in all formats, not sure you'd draw it out, would screw their sideboarding though
This deck is simple the best because of the full art lands!!! love it!! you mind checking my deck out?http://www.mtgvault.com/gregorion/decks/new-blue-tron/