Lets Bounce (Swag Edition)

by tangey on 12 May 2014

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (16 cards)


Artifacts (2)

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Deck Description

Do you wanna piss off your friends while also winning gloriously for a mere $5.00? Look no further! With this Merchant Bounce deck, you too can have no friends at all!

How to Play

Simply put, get out a buncha black devotion. Once you have those, drop a Swiggity Swaggity Merchant of Swagodel. Once you do that, use your stockpile of blue bounce cards to swag his way out of danger. Once that is done, drop that Swag a second time. If they are still alive, keep swaggin em until they can't be swagged no more! Once the Circle of Swag has been completed, proceed to flip the table, light it on fire, and proclaim your superiority to all in the room. Then use your swag spray paint to write the following on the wall behind you:


#420yoloswag4GreyMerchantofSwagodel #Blessed

This will ensure that by the end of the day, everyone will hate you!

Deck Tags

  • Blue
  • Black
  • Swag
  • Budget

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

0153400

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Lets Bounce (Swag Edition)

Agent of the fates, Herald of Torment, King Macar, the Gold-Cursed, Underword Connections Dark Prophecy, Sanguine Bond, Whip of Erebos for more Black Devotion and a like for being creative

Hopefully all within the budget of your budget deck.

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Posted 12 May 2014 at 06:26

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They can be if you wanna drop more money on it :3

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Posted 12 May 2014 at 06:50

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a like just for the price.

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Posted 12 May 2014 at 10:34

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Bought this deck last night for 3 dollas, Gonna swag so hard on my friends #blessed

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Posted 16 May 2014 at 17:08

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$3..... Damn, boi!

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Posted 16 May 2014 at 22:55

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Possibly one of the best deck descriptions ever...

Almost laughed my balls off...

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Posted 11 July 2014 at 16:21

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Freaking hilarious!!!

Over 1700 decks with Gray, on MTGVault, and this is my favorite.
Bounce, is my favorite.
Bouncing Gray is awesome!!!

I thought of stuff like Cloudshift/Turn to Mist/Flickering Gray...but bounce works just fine, too.

Wait, shit, you do have a Flicker card with Voidwalk!!!
Yep, great!

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Posted 12 October 2014 at 17:57

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And, fyi, the deck is up to 9 dollars now.
However, swamp the theros lands with M13 or some other lands, to reduce the price back down by 3 dollars.

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Posted 12 October 2014 at 18:00

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