AaronO24

"Let them hate me, so that they will but fear me." -Caligula.

I guess i value skill dictating my games more than just blind dumb luck.

Because i have a drive to advance my knowledge and skill in this game and casual players don't have that.

Also i don't see what net decking has to do with anything and why you look down on them for it. Sure the idea's might not be exclusively theirs but that doesn't detract from the skill of the player piloting the deck or from his/hers understanding of the current meta game at his/hers lgs.
Not everyone has the time or patience to build a deck from scratch play testing it over countless hundreds of hours crunching any and all numbers down to a fine science.

Only time i've ever called a judge on someone was when they actually were playing illegal cards against me i don't think that makes me a dickish spike just following procedures.

Also on a personal note if you're so interested in politics why not just play Commander instead? Seems like you'd fit in well.

Where are all the decent Vampires?
Vampire Lacerator,PulseTracker,Bloodghast,Blood Artist

Deck could use better mana fixing. There are a plethora of cheap lands to do the job.

"practice with it constantly" Isn't that what you're supposed to do if you plan on ever getting better as a player?

Uh i've been playing for a decade and i've never once seen or heard of anyone doing what you say spikes do. Sounds like some personal bias on your end. In terms of trying to get someone dq'ed that is.

The set has zero value for me so DoT get's a F-

And Spikes...Well spikes just win. A LOT.

Timmy's just want to build up giant board states and smash their opponents to death in one fell swoop with huge fatties.
Johnny's try to string together these crazy off the wall combo's that generally never work out and results in them dying to overwhelming opposition after they're left defenseless.

Uh Sneak and Show was more likely a Johnny/Spike concoction not Timmy. Timmy has no inclination of winning in the slightest so sneaking an Emrakul into play that early in the game would most likely piss them off as players not excite them.

Basically when it comes to Timmy's just build the worst possible deck you can imagine and then add a play set Sorrow's Path and you're golden.

For it to be properly Timmy you would need like 1/2 of your deck to be creatures with 4 cmc or higher and like 40 lands with no support spells what so ever.

Isn't Timmy enough needs more suck.

You aren't the only one MrPothead sure lives up to his moniker.

OMG EVERYONE THIS JUST IN ARTIFACT LANDS ARE BROKEN IN AFFINITY LISTS! ALERT THE MASSES THE SKY IS FALLING >.>

Not to be a grammar nazi but "Artefacts" isn't correct.