Alfred

I made a monoblack version on accident https://www.mtgvault.com/alfred/decks/battle-of-stupidity/

That's how I got my original turn 4 consistent, but I won't tell you how, but I will tell you it was a combo of 2 different costs

Another question what if instead of going aggro I go control or self mill?

I found a loophole you said battle of wits deck implying that you have battle of wits in there, but that says nothing about that being your wincon, what if I use it just because I need a 5 mana enchantment?

Helpful tip if you intend for battle of wits to be your wincon, then yorion is a great companion

Ok would a consistent turn 4 deck work?

Yeah I tried when amonket came out and I spent about a month, so basically impossible with cards before it

Turn 3 consistent won with a battle of wits deck is impossible in modern as far as I know, so do you want to do a different , less stupid, deck idea or lower the bar? It's esper so you can make a control deck that works swell though.

I don't think you're that much older then me, but you're metaphor is top notch, and using I would say I'm the smith that crafts both types of swords, knows how to combine them, and uses that knowledge to let other smiths create beautiful practical swords.

That's me a lot, but like I said I like helping people improve their decks mostly, but I can make a deck out of any card or any idea (Like this one was your idea I think it was on the stupidest deck that works)

Maybe add goblin charbelcher

The closest thing to me was uber johnny, that I saw

Well you see what I mainly do is help other people, might have missed it but don't think it's on there

I know wizards of the coast just didn't know the acronym, and I will. I agree with that mostly except the main thing I do is help others, then make stupid decks, then the third thing I do, nut rarely publish is make competitive decks so I know how the formats work, and how I can better help others

Cool commander

I just realized the men without hats reference well done

Who's wotc, and what does lorthos mean

I have made 2 other decks with battle of wits, and neither of them were like that, for they all had lands

Didn't even bother to like his deck?

It's pauper except for lead the stampede and venom sliver in the sideboard, but other than that well done