Alfred

Anyone realise that the manacurve has battle of wits as 4 mana?

Laughs in human calculator

Yes it's consistently a loss, but I'm making one that's better

I made a monoblack version on accident https://www.mtgvault.com/alfred/decks/battle-of-stupidity/

That's how I got my original turn 4 consistent, but I won't tell you how, but I will tell you it was a combo of 2 different costs

Another question what if instead of going aggro I go control or self mill?

I found a loophole you said battle of wits deck implying that you have battle of wits in there, but that says nothing about that being your wincon, what if I use it just because I need a 5 mana enchantment?

Helpful tip if you intend for battle of wits to be your wincon, then yorion is a great companion

Ok would a consistent turn 4 deck work?

Yeah I tried when amonket came out and I spent about a month, so basically impossible with cards before it

Turn 3 consistent won with a battle of wits deck is impossible in modern as far as I know, so do you want to do a different , less stupid, deck idea or lower the bar? It's esper so you can make a control deck that works swell though.

I don't think you're that much older then me, but you're metaphor is top notch, and using I would say I'm the smith that crafts both types of swords, knows how to combine them, and uses that knowledge to let other smiths create beautiful practical swords.

That's me a lot, but like I said I like helping people improve their decks mostly, but I can make a deck out of any card or any idea (Like this one was your idea I think it was on the stupidest deck that works)

Maybe add goblin charbelcher

The closest thing to me was uber johnny, that I saw

Well you see what I mainly do is help other people, might have missed it but don't think it's on there

I know wizards of the coast just didn't know the acronym, and I will. I agree with that mostly except the main thing I do is help others, then make stupid decks, then the third thing I do, nut rarely publish is make competitive decks so I know how the formats work, and how I can better help others

Cool commander

I just realized the men without hats reference well done

Who's wotc, and what does lorthos mean