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Comment your faveriote flavor text card and I will add it in here. I am adding dual lands as the color distribution changes. There are 2 Seal of Fires, because there are 2 editions with funny flavor text. Same with Dwarven Traders.
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please post your best flavor text with its card.
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I mean, with it's card.
sorry, my mistake, I was right the first time.
protean hulk and Niv Mizzet, Gleemax, -________________ (its from unhinged), atinlay igpay, bad ass, bloodletter, fat ass
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RAGING GOBLIN He raged at the World, at his Family, at his life. But mostly he just raged
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Master Transmuter! "Wasted potential surrounds us. Lend me that bauble, and let me see what it can be made to be" . . . . . . oh yeah, she's spicilicious!
Goblin assassin =-)
"the more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one."
Lmao FODDER CANNON STEP1: FIND YOUR CUZ.N STEP2: GIT UR CUZ.N IN2 THA CANNON STEP3: FIND ANUTHA CUZ.N
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Shimmer Myr - It evades Phyrexians by hiding in the spaces between seconds.
Darksteel Juggarnaut: "One part unstoppable force, one part immovable object" Chandra's Spitfire: "I've lit most everything on fire—trees, rocks, even the water. Now it's time to burn the clouds." Overeager Apprentice: "Slow and steady may not always win the race, but at least it doesn't end up splattered on the walls." Werebear: "He exercises his right to bear arms" That is all :P
Well, I like all the dual lands, but if I need to choose one, it's plateau
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brightstone ritual, remand, reparations, and gorilla titan
blood seeker,pirahna marsh, and batwing brume :P
scute mob- "survival rule 781:There are always more scute bugs."
Kazuul Warlord- "On expiditions minotaurs are worth their weight in gold.Fortunately for most paymasters minotaurs dont know how much they weigh."
Counterspell from Jace vs. Chandra - "The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest"
Braids Cabal Minion - "Home is where you can find a decent graveyard and strangers can disappear without awkward questions."
Null Rod:) "But it doesn't do anything!" "Wrong. It does nothing."
fyi, don’t know if ur actually gonna play the deck but protean hulk is banned
"Catch!" - Lava Axe
Spiritual Assylum - "Trapped in safety is still trapped."
thats a cool idea to make a deck of cool flavor text cards i actuley have a full binder of cards with flavor text cards ill get it and probly comment with a list of some of em
Rally the Forces, Quicksilver Geyser, Tainted Strike, Seal of Fire, Auriok Glaivemaster, Rackling, Goblin Goon..haha
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Day of Judgement (Zendikar) "I have seen Planes leveled and all life rendered to dust. It brought no pleasure, even to a heart as dark as mine." -Sorin Markov
Hatred http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewCard.aspx?CardName=Hatred&Edition=EXO&Print=1
Extinction (tempest): "I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their bones as I waded through them." -Volrath best ever, gets me more than "Catch" on lava axe used to
In its heart lies the secret of immortality. Platinum Angel (from Mirrodin) I got it! I got it! I-... Mogg Fanatic (10th Edition)
lux cannon
STORM CROWWWWW!!!1!!!!!!!!!
Spincrusher
It doesnt think it doesnt feel It doesnt laugh or cry All it does from dust till dawn Is make the soldiers die -ONEAN CHILDREN'S RHYME Phyrexian hulk
dwarven trader: they wouldn't sell their own families--at least, not for cheap.
Obliterate: "The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest,the city,your palace,your dog..." -Keldon Soldier
Foul Imp: The imp, unaware of its own odor, paused to catch its breath..and promptly died.
Braidwood Cup "I think it no accident that every civilized people has discovered the art of distillation." -Rofellos of Llanowar
Greed An advisor once asked the Western Paladin how much gold would be enough. "I have no need of fools who can imagine ‘enough,'" he told the advisor's corpse.
Hunted Dragon The knights see a mighty quarry. The dragon sees breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Patrol Hound To the camp, it was a fierce and loyal protector. To the sentry's youngest daughter, it would always be her "Wuv Muffin."
Enormous Baloth Flavor Text: Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.
Browse "Once great literature-now great litter." -Jaya Ballard, task mage Burnout "GOTCHA!" -Jaya Ballard, Task Mage Chicken Egg "That's a lotta nuggets." -Jaya Ballard, task mage Gorilla Chieftain "Oh, no-not you again?!" -Jaya Ballard, task mage Inferno "Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead." -Jaya Ballard, task mage Melting "Who needs the sun when you've got me around?" -Jaya Ballard, Task Mage Meteor Shower "Eenie, meenie, minie, moe... oh, why not all of them?" -Jaya Ballard, Task Mage Mystic Compass "And I say north is where I want it to be!" -Jaya Ballard, Task Mage Panic "If you'd been there, you would've run from that deer, too!" -Jaya Ballard, Task Mage Pyrokinesis "Anybody want some... toast?" -Jaya Ballard, Task Mage Sizzle "Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire." -Jaya Ballard, task mage Word of Blasting "Walls? What walls?" -Jaya Ballard, task mage Lava Burst "Overkill? This isn't a game of Kick-the-Ouphe!" -Jaya Ballard, Task Mage (Speaking of Ouphes...): Brown Ouphe In a strange twist of fate, one of the most annoying creatures in the multiverse was brought to the place where it could cause the most damage. Ouphe Vandals The ouphes finally managed to still the clockwork monstrosity by catching themselves in its cogs.
Hatred "I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough." -Greven il-Vec, to Gerrard
Root Greevil The root of all greevils.
Carnophage (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/16.html) "And in their blind and unattaining state their miserable lives have sunk so low that they must envy every other fate." - Dante, Inferno, trans. Ciardi Spreading Plague The cruelest strain of plague keeps its hosts alive long enough to return home and infect their families. Goblin Medics "First, do some harm." -Oath of Goblins High Ground In war, as in society, position is everything. Apocalypse Chime "One day, or another, perhaps I shall ring my pretty chime... loudly, so that all may hear." -Grandmother Sengir
Darksteel Plate "If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever."—Koth of the Hammer Crashing Boars Bores ruin a party. Boars are party to ruin. Angel's Feather If taken, it cuts the hand that clutches it. If given, it heals the hand that holds it. Kraken Hatchling A spike and a maul are needed to crack their shells, but the taste is worth the effort. Rustrazor Butcher A Bloodwort's blade is salted with blood and peppered with rust, seasoning and slaughtering in a single swipe. School of Piranha Some schools aren't worth getting into. Stonework Puma "We suffer uneasy ground, unstable alliances, and unpredictable magic. Something you can truly trust is worth more than a chest of gold."—Nikou, Joraga bard Veteran's Voice "Teach by example. If your students do not survive, they were not worth the lesson." -General Varchild Telepathy "The most disappointing thing about learning telepathy is finding out how boring people really are." -Teferi, fourth-level student
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Burning Wish She wished for a weapon, but not for the skill to wield it. Cunning Wish He wished for knowledge, but not for the will to apply it. Death Wish He wished for power, but not for the longevity to abuse it. Glittering Wish She wished for gold, but not for the strength to carry it. Golden Wish She wished for nobility, but not for a nation to honor it. Living Wish He wished for growth, but not for a way to control it.
Dream Stalker What happens when it is the dream that wakes and the sleeper that fades into memory?
Daggerback Basilisk, Razorfield Thresher.
Spectral Sliver "Sure, I've seen agents of the Cabal here and there. Well, not here, and certainly not in any of the sliver labs. Oh dear, I've said too much." -Apprentice researcher
Canyon Minotaur. I find it hillarous.
Ingot Chewer Elementals are ideas given form. This one is the idea of "smashitude."
holy day will this day be remembered as the day the saviors arived or the day the demons arived oranything from unhinged and unglued lol
Fascist Art Director Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford, After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.
please help me with my deck. here's the link :) http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=166141 just ask me and i'll help yours
Tragic Poet I would weep, but my tears have been stolen; I would shout, but my voice has been taken. Thus, I write.
8th edition: Might of Oaks (Text) "Quess where I'm gonna plant this!" It's funnier once you look at the picture.
Tidal Surge Four little goblins, trapped by the sea. One teased a serpent, and then there were three.
Runeclaw Bear Bears aren’t always as strong and as mean as you imagine. Some are even stronger and meaner.
Sea Monster Water is life. Or perhaps it is just something to wash it down with.
Python- "How can you claim the gods are merciless when they robbed the snake of its limbs to give the other creatures a sporting chance?"
"They Certainly Are" - Goblin Offensive
Scornful egotist "Once I was human. Now I am far more." and slaughter cry Since when did 'AIIIEEEE!' become a negotiation tactic?" —Nikou, Joraga bard
My favorite card is Progenitus
Aura Blast "None of your history books mention me?" laughed Daria. "They will now." Goblin Gardener (Seventh Edition) Years of attempts have brought the goblins no closer to growing a sausage tree. Goblin Gardener (Urza's Destiny) "Grow food in dirt? Save time-eat dirt."
Hex - "When 5 just isn't enough" It is a kill spell that destroys 6 target creatures
"His skin cuts swords" from Deity of Scars. It reminds me of those "In soviet russia girl scouts you" sort of lines. Love it!
you forgot my favorite land! city of ass!
Goblin grenade from Anthologies :) "I don't suppose you could teach them to throw the cursed things?"
Zombie Goliath "Phirax of Blood Ridge has sent a war giant at us? What, do I have to spell it out for you? Kill the giant, scoop out its skull, and drive it back to Blood Ridge. Honestly, what kind of necromancer minions are you?" -Keren-Dur, necromancer lord
Tenth Edition: Bottle Gnomes "Reinforcements... Or Refreshments?"
"The Soul of the World has returned."
AKROMA'S MEMORIAL " NO REST, NO MERCY, NO MATTER WHAT" - MEMORIAL INSCRIPTION
"Duh" from Unhinged.
"made you look" - teferi's imp
"juggernaut" from the origonal mirrodin
Has anyone mentioned Knights of the Hokey Pokey. The card has you do the hokey pokey to prevent damage to the knight, the picture is him twirling his fingers in the air and the flavor text is priceless "That's what it's all about"
SPORE FROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gruul Scrapper The Gruul aren't satisfied with just smashing things. They continue smashing other things with the things they just smashed.
Ogre Savant He's an oxymoron.
Unsummon (M11)
Duress (M10/M11) "Don't worry. I'm not going deprive you of all your secrets. Just your most precious one."
Clinging Darkness (Ravnica, duh)
Chub Toad. i remember it was my favorite flavor text. i used to put it in all my decks just so i could read it while my friend took his turn. explains why all the decks i made the first 3 years i played were monogreen :)
Wall of Caltrops. Priceless
Mind control: “Why fight the body when you can dominate the mind that rules it?” -Jace Beleren
"Pacifism" is so funny :D