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Props go to visno for inspiring the deck. For some reason, the Vault doesn't have Couch Cushions in the data base. You're gonna need one or two. Have Chaos Orb on the table, then play March of Machines to make it a creature. Then enchant it with Followed Footsteps to copy it into token form. Because there is no rule as to what you can use as the token, this is where the couch cushion comes in: the cushion is now a copy of Chaos Orb!!!! Pay 1 mana to throw the "token" towards your opponent's cards and watch them stare in deisbeleif as all the cards they have on the table are wiped out. Doubling Season and Parallel Evolution are for extra fun times (you may need to own a furniture store at that point). Darksteel Forge and Mycosynth Lattice are for heavy hitters (?!), and Lattice makes all of your permanents artifacts, which are then creatures because of March (Earth Surge is to keep your lands from dying) and Indestructible because of the Forge. They can then also be copied with Footsteps. Nothing like attacking with 145 6/6 Doubling Seasons... (Just did the math. If you have 1 Season out with a Followed on it, you will get 2 of them next turn. Turn after that, you get 8. Then 22. Then 66. Then 99. In 5 turns, you have 145 6/6 Doubling Seasons that are indestructible. If only this deck had Rise of the Hobgoblins in it...) The kicker: When Darksteel Forge is out, Chaos Orb never goes away. Ever. That's when you switch your counter to a bed sheet. Nothing you control can be destroyed or killed, so there's nothing like a Wrath of God that doesn't affect you.
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add goblin bombardment! just start throwing chaos orbs at his life! CRAZINESS.
To be honest. I literally stumbled on Mycosynth and Darksteel. Those two cards with March of Machines took this deck from "Hey, let's mess with the game!" to "By the way, I win..." LMAO. Goblin Bombardment and Deathbringer Thoctar. If I add Mephidross Vampire, no creature would ever exist again.
add some stall cards like silent arbiter and fog bank for defense.
Getting rid of Mine Excavation.
Quite possibly my favorite deck. EVER.
Now, if only it didn't cost over $100 (my limit for magic decks).
Hahahaha. Thank you. I collected most of these cards over the years, so this deck probably cost about 20x as much as that MTGVault estimate. :(