I...need an adult?

by surewhynot on 05 October 2012

Main Deck (99 cards)

Sideboard (1 card)

Creatures (1)

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Deck Description

I AM AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT!

Jarad EDH full of crazy graveyard dumping shenanigans =]

How to Play

Use spells and discard mechanics to dump cards into your graveyard and treat it like a second hand. Pull creatures (or lands with Crucible of Worlds) out when needed and sacrifice dudes to Jarad to hit for huge damage. It should be a rare occurrence to NOT see Jarad on the battlefield...Keep him out, keep your graveyard full of goodies, and the deck will treat you right =]

Deck Tags

  • EDH
  • Graveyard
  • Aggro
  • Filth

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

0059041

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for I...need an adult?

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Posted 05 October 2012 at 11:21

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I think my favourite card in this deck is Molten Tail Masticore (well there's the Deathrite Shaman), and I love how you included Glissa, the Traitor.

I'm thinking about Hermit Druid here, so I think you could replace a few basics with non-basics that tap for the same colour. Bring the count to 15 or even closer to 10. You won't have a long time to use the Druid, as someone will likely try to kill it, and you want to get the most out of it.

I've been thinking of picking up a Kokusho for myself, probably to use in my Karaderp. He's SOOOO good with Jarad.

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 19:18

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Hrm, you make a good point with the non-basics. And yeah Kokusho with Jarad is just stupid haha...then you add in Sheoldred and it's kinda game over =]

As for Glissa, she's pretty damn good for a number of reasons. For one, she can recur the Masticore, which does kick ass, but she also turns Executioner's Capsule into a non-stop kill mechanic =]

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 20:30

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I thought Kokusho was banned in EDH? :\

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 05:23

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He was, but recently was unbanned (though I think he might still be banned as a general...)

Prime Time got banned though, which is kinda stupid IMHO =/

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 06:47

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Yep, Kokusho is unbanned from general use, however still banned as a general, and the banning of Primeval Titan is dumb but whatever, shit happens.

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 07:10

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"unbanned from GENERAL use, however banned as a GENERAL"

Oddities of the English language HO!

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 08:58

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Primeval Titan-a mostly fair card banned for being a staple in a format. It's kind of bullshit IMO.

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 23:46

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Well...I've been on the recieving end of Prime Time in EDH a number of times, and I have to admit, he becomes a serious problem the second he hits the table. Even if he's killed off the instant he comes in, the ETB ability can be a game-changer. That said, there are A LOT of other cards in the format that are like that. Ever seen a Deathbringer Liege in a B/W EDH?

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 00:06

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God, I was so disappointed when I heard. First of all, I bought a foil Prime Time for $30 and now it's $20, so I lost there. Then there are these things called lands... They also are very expensive, and now cannot be searched for as easily, so I now have to combo to get them all in play, plus, Inkmoth Nexus is no good anymore without being able to easily pair up with my Centaur Garden. Weathered Wayfarer has the Land Tax thing, and KotR needs forests and plains. It's hard to find things now. I also have to Entomb Life from the Loam to find land, rather than Reanimating Prime Time turn two.

They also banned my foil Griselbrand... lmao.

Very good bans though (expect for PT and GB)
:(

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 09:14

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Eh...while I think Prime Time was dumb to ban, I completely understand why Grisly was. I'm sorry, but in EDH he was broken as all hell (don't deny it) =P

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 09:31

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It's just that...money. Y'know?

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 09:38

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Well yeah, that part does suck =/

I just hope they don't ban off my foil Necropotence. Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat would really suck...

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 10:07

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At least you can still sell your necropotence, legacy still uses it

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 21:44

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Necropotence is banned in legacy and restricted in vintage....

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 22:36

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nice deck, im kinda new to magic and i dont yet understand EDH but i want to, can u guys recomend like a website or sumtn for me to look at it?

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 09:01

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http://mtgcommander.net/rules.php

Boom =]

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 09:04

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thanks(: ive only been on mtg vault for a month and i already have 650+ post :p

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 09:08

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and most of gh973408's time spent on here during that month was begging people to comment on his decks.

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 10:10

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Reanimate at its best!!!!! :D

Could u please help me out with this standard deck I'm trying to build?

Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=394208

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 23:07

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Commented =]

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Posted 12 October 2012 at 23:52

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Thanks :D I really need all the expertise from everyone with standard, first time working with that format

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 00:32

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I decided to go the naya route:
Bonfire, huntmaster, faithless, hellrider, etc.

If you or anyone have ideas in that department please help me out haha (:

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 02:36

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lotleth followed by necropotence is completely cheating. who the hell can deal with that? :(

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 01:18

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http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/62

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 01:23

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LMAO.....(I can)

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 06:20

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Dude I saw you deck. THEN I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 19:08

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Hey, I saw your bridge.



Then...I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 19:22

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good game to the ground
Welcome to the real world jackass
Loloolol I love that song

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Posted 13 October 2012 at 23:44

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I dislike my own comment.

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Posted 16 October 2012 at 08:04

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YO! I can't really help at EDH, 'cuz I don't have any interest, or experience... sorry...

However I need some help with my standard deck, that I probably gonna' use on fnm...

If U can, please share your suggestions, it would be helpful!..

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=392017

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Posted 14 October 2012 at 12:33

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Why the slitherhead if you don't mind me asking?

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Posted 14 October 2012 at 21:15

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It's a solid 1-drop in the deck. A 1/1 for either black or green is already pretty helpful, but the scavenge for 0 is great for that little extra buff to one of my creatures, and its creature type is also beneficial. Plus, it just looks cool =P

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Posted 14 October 2012 at 21:33

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Why no Wurmcoil Engine? Solid creature, plus easy 6+ damage with Jarad

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Posted 16 October 2012 at 00:41

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Hrm, you might have a point there. I originally thought I would get more use out of Worldspine, but now I'm thinking with Glissa and such, I could probably make better use of the coil =/

I'll have to test this out =P

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Posted 16 October 2012 at 01:56

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Kokusho is banned in EDH

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Posted 16 October 2012 at 01:41

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Not anymore =]

He's still banned as a general, but he can be in the 99

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Posted 16 October 2012 at 01:53

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You should make a glissa, the traitor deck.

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Posted 16 October 2012 at 04:45

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One of my buddies already made one...and weird as it sounds, I don't like making an EDH with a general already used by a buddy of mine =]

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Posted 16 October 2012 at 07:27

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Posted 16 October 2012 at 08:02

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The only thing I can say, is that Jarad is NOT a safe general choice. I tend to try and stick to generals that won't get me killed on sight. Jarad is definetly one of those warning flag generals.
"Hey guys...I'm gonna cheatyface big doods in and kill you all with them ok?"
I'm sure you've seen Xathrid Demon resolved in EDH. same effect. Kill him now!! But if you do want to stick with him, good luck!

Lastly, you seem to have remembered Bonehoard but forgot his brother Mortivore!

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Posted 18 October 2012 at 20:21

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Oh trust me, I'm well aware Jarad puts a big target on you, but many of the generals used in my group are like that, so it kind of evens itself out. Also, Jarad is a stupidly good 1 vs 1 general...holy crap =]

As for not using Mortivore...the difference is that Bonehoard is so much more useful in this deck. As an equipment I can use it to buff one of my other dudes, get it back with Glissa, or use it as an attacker all on its own!

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Posted 18 October 2012 at 21:06

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woodfall primus? nice big body, and you get to destroy stuff twice.
butcher of malakir is a must. You sac with Jarad, everyone else loses life, and also sacs a creature, and jarad gets harder. Basically grave pact with a nice body attached, and if anyone destroys it, they sac a creature.
Mikaeus, the unhallowed? Give everyone else an extra leave of life. Also combo's nicely with any persist creatures u may have.
maybe add soulshriek? can be a nice EDH finisher in GY heavy decks.
Living Death could be good. Also Living End.

If you have a chance, please check out my Ghave EDH deck.

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=382303

If you don't have time, perhaps my bant standard will be quicker to review ;)

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=395658

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Posted 19 October 2012 at 14:30

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I'd actually have an easier time looking over the EDH deck since I don't care much for Standard. Legacy and EDH for me =]

The problem with good EDH decks and/or fun and enjoyable (or just 'good') generals is that you run into the issue of wanting to use more than just the 99 slots available. I wish I had room for those cards, but I just can't find anything I'd want to take out in their place =/

I'll probably put all the ones you suggested into a pseudo-sideboard and swap stuff around for what I'm in the mood for =]

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Posted 19 October 2012 at 20:46

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Sounds like what I do. That Lotleth is sick here btw.

I'm rebuilding my Karrthus I think. It was so much more fun than combo.

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Posted 19 October 2012 at 22:12

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If I get Lotleth in my hand early enough, it's damn near impossible for me to lose hahaha

And pop the link below man, I'll check out a karrthas =]

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Posted 19 October 2012 at 23:35

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=252744

That's the old deck, but that new dragon looks sweet, and I'd like to tweek a bit. I'll build it with a new link when I get time, which I don't have atm, but I will ;) lol. Comment there, give me your ideas, and I'll use some.

I just miss attacking every turn trying to get enough damage in each turn, you know? With Karador I just sit till I see two cards.

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 04:03

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Sadly, the first thing that came to mind was "Savra under her brother's complete control? LAWL" XD

I like it! So many fun tricks.

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Posted 25 October 2012 at 13:03

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscG_gs2BOc
Do I look catholic to you?

Oh man, I can't quit laughing about this deck! It's brutals, and it has one of my favourite TFS jokes XD

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Posted 01 November 2012 at 09:14

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Well, here's a new list of mine.

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=401992

Golgari too :D

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Posted 04 November 2012 at 01:37

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The hell? I could have sworn I had Crucible in here...

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Posted 20 November 2012 at 22:09

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Wow. You have officially inspired me to make an EDH Golgari deck. Yawgmoth's Will is just.. almost too cruel in here. Might I suggest adding in Sudden Spoiling? Best to use when Void Maw or Splinterfright attack.

If you don't mind, could you check out my Zombie EDH deck?

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=405766

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Posted 22 November 2012 at 19:32

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I see how your deck works differently then mine and there is nothing I like doing more then dumping creatures into the graveyard and reanimating them. Problem for me is my fellow members play some serious graveyard hate with their edh decks. That is why I have some but not too much, that way I can still get it when I can but not rely on it. I built a really annoying reanimating edh that caused this reaction of graveyard hats in them. Did they lift the ban on The Evening Star. Sweeeet! That is going into mine now.

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Posted 26 November 2012 at 06:59

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^hate. Damnable autocorrect :p

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Posted 26 November 2012 at 07:12

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Sepulchral Primordial. You're welcome.

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Posted 31 January 2013 at 07:37

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Proxied Varolz into this deck, and holy crap is he good for the deck @_____@

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Posted 23 April 2013 at 23:24

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