Don't Touch Me.

by The_MoC on 01 July 2013

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Deck Tags

  • Casual
  • Green
  • White
  • phytohydra

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Don't Touch Me.

omg i want this deck, it would destroy the guys i do mtg with haha

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Posted 01 July 2013 at 09:51

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Yea, you pretty much stall out the multiplayer game by playing big threats like the Watchwolf or Steward of Valeron with Shield of Oversoul, until you can get a Phytohydra out with a Valor Made Real or Inquisitor's flail.. or both. Cue maniacal laughter after that.

My problem is, it's getting pretty stale and predictable, so I'm looking for other fun things to do with it.

And of course theres the no targeting me and my shit enchants. Can't forget those.

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Posted 01 July 2013 at 09:58

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maybe add black to tutor up your wanted cards maybe, like demonic, vampiric or diabolic tutor?

i might have to steal your deck at some point im afraid

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Posted 01 July 2013 at 10:01

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It was gonna happen sooner or later. Thankfully my group of players hate it so much, they wont play any of the cards that are in it.

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Posted 01 July 2013 at 10:09

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haha, we have on guy in our group where if he plays any one of three or four decks, he gets beaten on so mercilessly or he destroys us all lol. it would be nice to have one of my own lol

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Posted 01 July 2013 at 10:12

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Check out some of my other decks. I'm not going to lie and say they're all like that, but I play almost exclusively multiplayer, so a lot of them are built around that.
Might give you some ideas.

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Posted 01 July 2013 at 10:16

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Global effects nuke that deck. Trust me.

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Posted 08 July 2013 at 00:12

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That's unfair to say. Global effects nuke most decks.
Don't hate drgn, don't hate.

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Posted 19 February 2015 at 06:09

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This deck is siiiick. Definitely at least proxying this and trying it out.

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Posted 13 March 2015 at 15:41

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Be careful, as Drgn made an excellent example, this deck garners a lot of hate. Expect multiple kill/burn spells coming your way early game. I don't recommend doing any 1v1 with it, just too slow to set up.

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Posted 13 March 2015 at 17:24

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Don't worry I have the exact same issue with one of my decks.
http://www.mtgvault.com/granflux/decks/this-is-only-a-test/

It's a lot of fun with 3 or more people...otherwise I have a big bulls-eye on my forehead most of the game.
I love decks like this though, more possibilities=more fun.

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Posted 13 March 2015 at 17:35

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