BD: Delightfully Steamed

by NorthernWarlord on 01 March 2022

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Instants (4)


Enchantments (2)

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Deck Description

If you are from Utica, you might be unfamiliar with this deck, but worry not: all your hams will be steamed before the game is over!

This is a Budget Deck (BD for short). It is meant primarily for casual play, and its estimated mid value is aimed to land between 10 and 20 US dollars at most. Take this detail into consideration when browsing the deck!

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https://www.mtgvault.com/northernwarlord/budget/

How to Play

These cards you see here might be awfully similar to the ones they have at the Krusty Kards, but believe me - your steamed cards will be a delight to everyone in the game!

Use Witch's Oven to steam your hams (Wolf's Quarry) and steam your cats (Cauldron Familiar). If your mother (Tempting Witch) starts screaming "the House is on fire", just toss her into the oven as well.

In case you cannot steam your own ham, use Bake into a Pie and Taste of Death to purchase some hams from the fast food restaurant across the street. It might not be as pleasant as the aurora borealis of taste provided by your own hams, but at least it is delightfully devilish. At the end of the game, just look at your board and say to yourself: "Well, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham."


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Pros:
+ Patented Northy burgers. Old family recipe.
+ Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
+ You'll steam a good ham.

Cons:
- Your steamed hams are obviously grilled.
- Good lord, what's happening in there?!
- Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Deck Tags

  • Golgari
  • Food
  • Shitpost
  • meme
  • Casual
  • Budget
  • Cheap

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

0028025

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for BD: Delightfully Steamed

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With all the sacrificing that will be going on, you could use Bloodbriar instead of Blood Researcher (or even in addition?)

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Posted 02 March 2022 at 09:41

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I added it into the sideboard.

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Posted 02 March 2022 at 10:24

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Mmmh.
You can almost hear the bubbling and seething :)

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Posted 02 March 2022 at 21:21

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