Jessie

No, because I would be scared I would suggest something wrong...or that would destroy your combos :(

Thanks Julian!!!

I am just a little offended...

because you have liked my decks, that have been very close to this one (not sure what makes this one different).

And you have liked/bragged on some of the more boring decks I have done (white decks are for pansies).

And you have joined/thanked me for making a few of my challenge decks (static ability challenge).

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And then I go to your comments...and most of them are about YOURself. About YOUR decks. About patting YOURself on the back or explaining to other people why you will not put the cards they suggest in your deck.

AND almost all of the rest of your comments are hating on decks, like mine:

Example: Did I just win?
Example: Infinite Extort (your favorite expression being, "Sorry to sound like a dick BUT...")
Example: Insects and Yummy Tokens
Example: Lambs to the Slaughter
Example: self-sacks
Example: INFINITE ELF TOKENS
Example: Counter Everything
Example: "just shut up and like my fuckin deck. asshole. if I wanted any lip from you, id scrape it off my zipper" That was one of your more classy and helpful comments, fyi.
Example: Your love of saying, "Your deck is okay, but mine is the shit!!!"
Example: All of your negatively voted comments.
Apparently people love when you are an asshole/dick. Maybe if you apologize more to them before you tell them their decks suck.
Example: "Sorry for being an asshole." Guess that is a little different than, "Sorry to sound like a dick BUT..."

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AND, my personal favorite of yours:
Your LOVE of saying, "Your version sucks, let me show you up by making it better. THEN I will post it on YOUR deck, so that you can look at what your deck is SUPPOSE to look like. "

THAT'S THE BEST OF ALL!
It makes you come off as very genuine. Very respectful of others and their time and effort.
It doesn't make you look like a scrotum sack, at all!!!

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"and most of my decks are different in some way or another and almost all of them i spent a lot of time on trying to make work."

I can tell that, friend. I looked at your decks. And just like mine, they are interesting and took time to make. But I am not the one going around calling myself a dick, telling other people how their decks suck and how they would be better if they were more like mine. Nor am I the one with most of my comments about my own damn decks. As you said, I am friendly and help other people out. Not just tell them that they are ruining MTGVault.

"This site is now lets look at all the shitty cards that no one plays and try to make a budget deck with it." Again, because not everyone are posers.

"Who the hell wants to play with a deck that relies on giving your opponent's creatures, (assuming they have any), the ability to fly, just so you can kill them?" Me. And you do see where I can use those spells to also give myself flying, right? Like a 8/4 Hunted Troll with Regeneration and Flying.

"Your statement about the same 5 people on the hot list every week is kind of funny, because im pretty sure your one of them. And its with lame ass shit like this."
More of your, "Sorry I am an asshole speech." And no, I am not one of those 5 people. I wasn't even on this site then.

"Im sorry it offends you but you seriously cant believe that this muff cabbage is the good "refreshing" material your talking about." At least I learned the term "muff cabbage" from all of your hate mongering...so I guess this hasn't been a complete waste of time.

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Finally, you mentioned me and Budget about 10 times. No, I do not make Budget decks, on purpose. If they end up that way, then fine. But I never start out my deck building process with, "How do I make this 20 dollars or less." Never.

I have over 110 decks...and only about 5 of them are Budget.

Well, good :)

What was it a few years ago?

All Standard/Modern/Vintage/Legacy tourney decks? That were all the same?

Minus a few cards, here and there? Boring.
*Snooze* Sorry...I fail asleep at the monotonous repeating of same decks over and over and over and over and...*snooze* Sorry, fail asleep again.

Same decks with the same damn cards?
Over and over?
Fetch lands?
Thousand dollar decks?
Carbon copies?
Tourney decks that dumbasses found on FNM results?

What real decks/real advice are you talking about?
What card to add or take away in the same overdone decks?

Let me look at your decks:

Azorious Control?! Wait, what? People play that? Yeah, everyone including my mom play that same boring crap.

A Boros deck? Oh, thrilling. Same shit different day. Really refreshing to see 1,000 Boros decks.

Selesyna Beatdown? Wait, what? That is a totally new idea there, not! Do I even have to do a Selesyna deck search to see how many people made that same damn deck?

A Dimir Mill deck? Is that even a thing? Mill decks? Really? Wow, never heard of that one. *snooze* Sorry, fail asleep again.

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I started on this site as a total Spike. Giving the same speeches you gave me, to other people. Somewhere along the way, though, friend, I started making Johnny decks. The same types of decks I bitched at other people for making.

You aren't a dick. Or if you are...I was a bigger dick! I wrote rants longer than this one and yours combined, on people's decks.

Yeah, I have been told how it use to be on this site. Same 5 people getting all the likes/hot decks.
It was a disaster.
And I have had a look at most of their decks.
Expensive, tried and true decks.
Very nice. Very deadly. Very lethal. Some of the best deck building I have ever seen!
But very boring, for the most part.

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And don't worry, guy. MTGVault will get fed up with this crappy deck...and restock the Hot Page with a bunch of boring Standard and Modern legal decks again, like they did last month. Decks that "magically" got 10 likes with 0 comments when Khans came around.

And it will be a entire page of Hot Decks that are copy and paste jobs of FNM tourney decks.

"Lets all make decks that are fun to play."
I thought that was the point!

"but this site is damn near useless for people that want real advice on real decks and it makes me sad."
What is a real deck to you?

So, to summarize, you would say
-1 Bow
-1 Whirlwind?
+1 Hunted Troll
-3 Temporal Spring
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Leaves me 4 cards show of 60 cards.
What would be your final suggestions?

It happens.
Same thing happened to me a few months ago.
:(

Look at the number of my posts...over 4500...lol
That goes a long way! Commenting on people's decks and asking the same, in return :)

I may of had that in, to begin with.
Can't remember.

Yep, and most of them are better than your generic 1/1 Pearl Trident.

I do make generic decks.
I try not to though.
Example, I wanted to make a deck with Gray Merchant of Asphodel.
I went to MTGVault and seen that 1700 decks had been made with Gray Merchant...so I canceled the idea.

I did the same thing with Air Bladder.
Did Deck Search for decks with Air Bladder...found VERY FEW decks. On top of that...not a single deck that with Air Bladder that had made it to the Hot Pages...so, I made a deck with Air Bladder :)

Yep, if you get lucky, that card can mill a lot of cards!!!

Arctic Merfolk
Cosi's Trickster
Enclave Elite
Gravelgill Axeshark
Gravelgill Duo
Halimar Wavewatch
Jolting Merfolk
Leech Bonder (interesting)
Paperfin Rascal
Razorfin Abolisher
Simic Fluxmage
Skywatcher Adept
Streambed Aquitects

Yep. lol
Sleeper Agent becomes a 1/1 creature that deals 4 damage to your opponent, every turn.
And he attacks and you only take 1 damage. 4 damage vs. 1 damage. Definitely a winner.

I thought about adding Festering Wound, for extra insult :)

Just seems a bad way to die...when I am trying to do trickster stuff like give their creatures flying and punish them for it...to lose to an Artifact/Enchantment. So some sort of bounce/removal is necessary :)

1 vs 1
And I love Temporal Spring!!!
Might put in the classic Boomerang in it's place.
I need some sort or removal...and bounce works, for creatures/enchantments/artifacts.
Maybe Beast Within? Instead?

I do agree, that some sort of charms would be faster/safer...but in theory, he could pull the ultimatums off! :)

lmao.
I almost fail out of my seat, reading your response Necromaster, lol.

Would add 1 Elixir of Immortality...just in case you are close to running out of cards, yourself. :)

Wonder how much Haunting Echos is.
Game winner in this deck.