Jessie

Pyroclasm could be deadly.
It kills your opponent's weaker creatures, but saves your strongest ones.
Leaving your opponent open.

I do think that keeping it pure green makes it more original, for what it is worth.
Green/black dredge is dime a dozen.

Do they have green dredge?
I am not an expert when it comes to dredge, it confuses the hell out of me.
I am dumb like that.

I do know a hell of a lot of people run Green/Black self mill decks.
So yeah, there is a start. Disciple of Bolas. Dredge Mangler. Korozda Guildmage. Jarad. Jarad's Orders. Grisly Savage.

IF it is too slow...something like Arbor Elf would help.

Tree of Redemption is tried and true.

+1 from me, see how easy that was? :)
I am too stupid to do that challenge, though :(
Here is to hoping a lot of people take up the challenge, though.

Ugh...I really want to do this...but I am so out of touch with Guilds/Abilities!!!

+1 regardless!

Was his real name actually Vodka?

Post it and they will come!

Isn't self mill very neat? :)

You are much smarter than your age tells, my friend.

Yes, it has. The high cost mana does not appeal to me.

Okay, you want a way to play Nightveil Specter...okay, here is how.

(It does work awesome with Devotion, fyi, and Gray.)

Do not play lands. Exile their lands, and play them.
See what I mean. If you have a land in your hand, do not play it UNTIL after you Exile their top card, and if it is a land, you play it.
That is the way.

Chromatic Lantern and mana producers like Alloy Myr.

And stuff like Temporal Spring....or better yet, try this crap out: Totally Lost.
You see the greatness there?
You bounce their best card and put it on top of their library, right?
Now, when you attack with Specter you will have the chance to play their best card!

Memory Lapse. Same deal. Counter their spell, put it on top of their deck, and attack with Specter, and you get a chance to play that spell you countered.

Hinder, same thing.

Fallow Earth, right? Uproot, right? Plow Under, right?
Return their land to the top of their library, attack with Specter, now you play their land on your side.

Vanishment.

Temporal Eddy

Stuff like that.

Added to the Sideboard.

Tokens, probably, without looking at the deck.
They are very solid, sound, and proven true.

Specter is a no go in here.

Would add 2 or 3 Nevinyrral's Disk...for artifact/enchantment hate.

Besides that, this looks like a damn good start!
I suck at making black decks, so wish I could suggest more!

Yep. :) Very much so.

Yep, I have liked decks entirely based on deck names, too! lol

It really shouldn't be funny!
You are evil, my good sir!

Ah...yeah, I am a total poser...i know a few lines, "I fart in your general direction" etc..but I don't think I have actually seen any of the movies.

Not Aristocratic...but did make an Ebola deck.
Cute huh?

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/i-think-i-have-ebola/

What is the best deck name ever?

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/i-think-i-have-ebola/