KnightoftheHokeyPokey

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But if you get hit by a 13/13 trample infect creature turn 2, you lose. You need a creature with at least 4 toughness, and I am pretty sure no one-drop can achieve that in one turn. Playing death's shadow is a moot point.

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Posted 06 October 2014 at 01:22 in reply to #508905 on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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Thank you very much.

I finished the elf deck ... it looks nasty. I will post it on the challenge page. It's going to be hard for the poor little goblins ... I forsee using a crapload of global burn spells.

I want to make a ... sci-fi planetary defense deck. You know, with robots, automated defense systems, and plenty of sneaky traps.

The core of the deck will be ensaring bridge, bottled cloister, defense grid, witchbane orb, and topor orb. With those in hand, I imagine I can shut down most all decks that I come to face. The combo with the first two is even worse than multiple copies of prpoganda. Since all my creatures are colorless, I am immune to fear and intimidate. Also, invoke predjudice becomes so cruel. Oh, and the commander will totally be platinum angel. The deck won't even try to win ... just prevent anyone else from winning.

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Posted 06 October 2014 at 01:11 in reply to #508815 on An Aristocratic Bargain

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Hmm ... this is blue, right? Thrummingbird would be downright hilarious.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 22:47 in reply to #508880 on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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It's a backup plan.

Jessie will have less than 12 life when the phyrexian dreadnought punches him in the face turn 2 with the help of topor orb and dark ritual. Heck, it's gg if the opponent has tainted strike and another dark ritual in hand.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 22:40 in reply to #508905 on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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Lol. Julian, I will definitely check out your deck!

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 21:22 in reply to #508709 on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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Great suggestions. You are right, persist becomes awesome with the hacker.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 21:21 in reply to #508880 on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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Not the most effective way to clean up syrup on the roof ... but I suppose there is no easy way to get rid of it.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 19:00 in reply to #508864 on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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And I will bring syrup.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 18:42 in reply to #508864 on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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Happy birthday Jessie!

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 18:40 as a comment on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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That is something to be proud of!

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 18:40 in reply to #508832 on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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Whew. Finally.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 18:39 in reply to #508709 on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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Man ... why don't you try it with the 3-color cycles? Because the guilds have been done to death.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 18:38 in reply to #507976 on Obscure Card Challenge (OCC)

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I'm good. I really like luminarch ascension here. It just ... fits beautifully.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 18:35 in reply to #508371 on Fuck Damage, Get Wins

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Make this public!

Oh, and my ash zelot and marelen of the morningsong have been known to annoy the crap out of Yawgmoth.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 18:33 in reply to #508815 on An Aristocratic Bargain

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Would you stop insulting my intelligence (literally) and notice that you are picking a verbal fight with a man who not only never disagreed with you, but who has only been polite and respectful towards yourself? AND attemped to lighten the mood through the application of humour. That smiley face generally denotes joking.

P.S. If you are attempting to join in witty discourse with myself, I apologize, and suggest that you utilize emoticons in the future.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 11:09 in reply to #508709 on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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Ouch. This is just plain cruel.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 11:03 as a comment on An Aristocratic Bargain

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It's okay shinza ... I liked all those enchantments!

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 11:00 in reply to #508766 on Aristocrat Format Challenge

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Ah shucks .... you're making me blush.

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 10:58 in reply to #508739 on Aristocrat Format Challenge

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Egads! I wouldn't mind doubling my mental ability, but I am quite capable with my current supply of gray matter!

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 10:45 in reply to #508709 on Turn Three 1 Billion Damage

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Oh boy ... here comes the alpha strike makeover ...

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Posted 05 October 2014 at 10:42 in reply to #508371 on Fuck Damage, Get Wins

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