KnightoftheHokeyPokey

Hmm ... that's really when cards like Legion's Initiative can save your ass.

This deck can duke it out with infect, herioc, and mill... and its YOUR brainchild. Nice work!

Say hello to Lasav, Dimir Mastermind.

Now my Emkraul has hexproof.

Come to the dark side. Only lose your shaving cream and your journey towards it will be complete.

Vorel of the Hull Clade, Proliferate, .... I think that this calls for an evil deck.

Your strategy is no match for my mustache.

Hidden Strings is badass. It's perfectly worth it if you only get to cast it once.

So ... you would have both options,

For the record, Hidden Strings on a Invisible Stalker can untap 2 creatures, or lands, or even your Second Wind.

*Sigh* I thought that my suggestions would replace Long-Term Plans and Demonic Tutor.

Alright, I made it ... but now I want to make a Golem deck =).

http://www.mtgvault.com/knightofthehokeypokey/decks/kazzong-hokey-and-artifacts/

Hey ... Lantern of Insight can force a player to shuffle his or her library for Archive Trap.

Instead of Polluted Delta, I would run Dimir Guildgate.

Alright, first things first ... glaring spot light is amazing. Next ... you need some other card to help with inspired. Hidden Strings, Invisible Stalker or Dimir Infiltrator. Bam.

And my person favorite .. chronomaton. Hiliarious card.

Oh wait .... Tolarian Academy. And Sol Ring. Maybe some annoying artificers.

With Mustache out (Veteran Armorer. I win. I can attack with 2 creatures, probably.

Ah, I see you have finally drawn your detonate.... and I drew my Vent Sentinel.

And some Ethurium Sculptors

Pawn of Ulamog
Nest Invader

Sorry, no blue or white.

Hmm ... I'll check some more.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.