NorthernWarlord

You said it. Abzan colors, I presume?

My suggestion would be the removing of Swift Warkites. I know that the Warkite is a mean piece of a card, but you could replace it with two pieces of Read the Bones. It is a powerful card both in situations where you have too much or too few lands.

If you removed those Warkites, you could also remove one Crucible of Fire, making room for one more card (hopefully for third Read the Bones).

I'll craft you as powerful Merfolk tribal as I can.

Of course. A standard budget dash deck incoming shortly.

I'll try my best, dear friend.

Thanks a lot!
: D

A pure Demon tribal? Okay.
And then, to those questions you mentioned:

-My favorite deck is currently my Chaos EDH. It is a Grixis-colored EDH without a proper win con and with a simple purpose: to make the game as chaotic and weird as possible. Cards like Hive Mind, Grip of Chaos and Possibility Storm make sure that the game stays interesting.
But on the other hand, in general my favorite deck type is probably a midrange beatdown. Just keep casting different-sized creatures and some kill/control spells. Simple, effective, fun.

-My favorite Ravnica guild is probably Golgari. I was a complete noob back when I went to Return to Ravnica prelease and went 0 - 5 with Golgari. Wouldn't change that experience for anything else on earth. My first MTG event I ever took part in.
Also, the guild is so cool in general: they are masters of life and death, while also reminding on how important recycling actually is. Remember to recycle, kids!

-I was born on Innistrad. (Actually during Avacyn Restored.)

-I have several cards that I love really much. Storm Crow is one of the most beloved ones. Other cards include Chimney Imp, Mardu Scout, Festering Goblin, Gravecrawler, Venser the Sojourner and even Greatsword. Yeah, I know that Greatsword is one of the weakest equipment in the whole game, but still I ran 4 copies in my zombie tribal to have reusable buff up back when I was a newbie.

I hope that I was able to answer your questions properly. If anything was left unclear, feel free to ask for additional information.

Unless I understood your request wrong, here's your standard deck based around of Pearl Lake Ancient!
http://www.mtgvault.com/northernwarlord/decks/budget-decks-pearl-lake-gang/

Maybe. He could be the deck's lieutenant.

I would suggest Assemble the Legion from sideboard. It is a really good 5-drop, just like the Roughrider.

Goshdangit! How could I forget good old Jacques? Well, no worries. He is now in as an alternate commander.
PS. Also updated the How to Play -section.

Yes you may. I'll be adding it into the sideboard, but it will not have a maindeck slot thanks to its clumsy mana cost.
Thank you for suggesting.

Woah! This deck doesn't look bad at all!
Maybe you could sideboard some Generator Servants just to make sure you can handle games against aggro, but otherwise everything in this deck is damn awesome!
Hitting that +1 like button man! Hitting it so hard!

Combos are not required to have fun! Just let your inner Timmy free and craft a good old dragon beatdown deck!

She does look like one. I agree.

A Standard deck around Pearl Lake Ancient? Okay.

Yeah. : )
...or he/she is playing with an EDH deck that is made around of Relentless Rats/Shadowborn Apostle.

I know that his second ability is nearly a complete waste in EDH, but I still think that the Haste-enabler is a pretty good thing to have.

Pretty swag imo.

I'm afraid Glissa is not a gorgon. She is an Elf.