Face Punching for Fun

by chiefmasamune on 03 February 2014

Main Deck (100 cards)

Sideboard (4 cards)

Artifacts (1)

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Deck Description

In multiplayer, this deck gets to a huge Mind Grind to mill out each other player or gets a massive Rise of the Dark Realms that creates an insane army of everyone's creatures for you. The looks on people's faces are priceless.

In 1v1, the big creatures tend to be the way this deck wins, particularly the green ones. Avenger of Zendikar and his tokens can deal out some impressive damage rather suddenly.

How to Play

Most creatures hit the table as soon as possible. Exceptions are Eternal Witness, Teferi, Acidic Slime, and the Primordials. Make sure that you have something awesome to pull out of your graveyard with Eternal Witness, obviously. Flash in Teferi at the end of someone else's turn when you are about to cast Mind Grind or Rise of the Dark Realms. Making them uncounterable is really nice. Use Acidic Slime and Sylvan Primordial when you see something that has to go bye-bye. With the other two Primordials, wait until you see something saucy in other people's graveyards. Same thing applies to Memory Plunder. Particularly useful for using someone else's Supreme Verdict when they are trying to attack you.

When I tutor, it's typically for a short-term solution to something on the table or Diabolic Revelation. If I'm using Diabolic Revelation, it's typically for 4 or 5. The cards I'm looking for are Teferi, Mind Grind, Rise of the Dark Realms, and a counter spell or a solution to a problem on the table. The key after this is to be patient. Wait several turns before laying down all of this. People will forget that you custom made your hand to suit your needs and then you lay down the hurt.

Damia is the commander if that wasn't obvious. Don't expect her to hang out until she can actually draw you cards. She tends to die very quickly. The Archetype of Endurance and Primordial Hydra in the side board are in case you're playing with the Wizard's ban list instead of the French one. If you're using Wizard's ban list, Primeval Titan and Sylvan Promordial come out for the other two creatures. If using the French banlist, the Sol Ring should come out for a Chromatic Lantern.

Deck Tags

  • BUG
  • EDH
  • Damia
  • Much Punch Such Fun

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

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