KnightoftheHokeyPokey

They should all be legendary. Maybe they wouldn't be over 1000$ and somewhat reasonable then.

There are a ridiculous amount. Thank goodness this isn't a list of keyword abilities.

As is wither.

Sorry about my archer spam. That might have ... popped a few balloons.

Such a pain ... so evolve doesn't count. =(.

Hmm .... but what about abilities like affinity and modular? They aren't truly static, but then they aren't really triggered since they resolve on the stack ...

For future reference, infect + unblockable .... never mind.

Of course it is ... it's a mechanic that can "Simic" to the man. =).

No problem... it's a wierd-ass creature.

Holy crap ... that's a lot of affinity.

Ummm ... Darksteel Citadel? That's all I got.

Nonsense. Add Silent Blade Oni.

Then say, "Your arguments about practicality are pointless. I have a Demon Ninja."

Great idea! Deathtouch + Firststrike = Insanity.

I forgot to mention that Elite Inquisitor is amazing.

Please sideboard a Knight of the Hokey Pokey for me.

Dude ... this verus the archer reach deck. Best duel decks ever.

One game against a flyer deck makes up for 10 other matches.

Hmm ... why bother with giving first strike to your creatures? Why not drop Fortify or Lifelink in instead?

Archetype of courage is the exception ... he is awesome.

I suggest -4 hyena umbra and +4 Path of Exile.

That's insanity. Pure insanity.

So sorry Kazzong, Barracuda made this deck.


http://www.mtgvault.com/barracuda/decks/the-green-the-mad-hexproof/

Some of the creatures don't have "hexproof", but instead have it's text equivalent, "can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponent's control"

Maybe we should add the text equivalents for the static abilities.

Here's the reach deck!


http://www.mtgvault.com/knightofthehokeypokey/decks/reach-for-the-sky/

Nasty lookin ... I really want to pity my all reach deck against this!

Seriously, Cathedral of war might be awesome here. It will give you even more exalted.

Oh no .... I mean Thrummingbird can easily combo with so much stuff that here it's a secondary threat.