NorthernWarlord

Cranial Archive and Nihil Spellbomb are sideboard material.
So is Library of Leng. Add one Reliquary Tower instead.
Maybe you should throw Grip of Amnesia into sideboard too...

By the way, have you thought about Phyrexian Tyranny? It might not make this deck "straightly" better, but it could be a fun card to play.

Is word "beautiful" enough? There's no way you could make this any better than this.
Freaking awesome.

Of course.

I'll create another in no-time.

All information I can tell you is that Jessie is a man. He is also a father. You are allowed to call him "he".
Just pointing this fact out. I'm not trying to be rude or anything.

Thank you Shinza. We need more people like you here.

Liking your comment already.

Definitely. "A Trojan Pony", if we are exact.

A deck that tries to be the worst? Sounds like an insane idea... I love insane ideas. Gotta ponder that one.

Some good sideboard material. Thanks!

I once made, yes. It was a long time ago though, so I can make another.
I could try out some new ideas and cards...

God, dharr16 has the point! Where were you yesterday when I really needed help here?

But hey, after all, R&D's Secret Lair is an UNHINGED card. Most of them screw up the rules anyways.
...and don't you think that it is much more fun to play if playing the Lair that way? I've always thought that Magic: The Gathering is here for people who enjoy simple, pure fun. At least I think that way. That's why me and my friends simply LOVE to create new gamemodes for us to play. ...and if rules of original gamemodes stand in my way for having fun, I guess no-one gets hurt if me and my friends "change" the rules just a little, little, tiny bit.
...well, at least if my opponent is wise enough to concede.

My apologies.

I'm glad that you understand, since you are a smart guy.

But the card also says: "Play cards as written."
So, basically it means that you have to literally do whatever is said on a card. As example:
If you have R&D's Secret Lair in play, and cast Zombie Apocalypse, you first return all zombies from your graveyard into play, then you must destroy all HUMANS, including you and your opponents. You can always grab your chainsaw and say: "Okay, we can do this the hard way, or you all can concede right now."

So, if you have R&D's Secret Lair in play and you play Mindslaver, you are allowed to literally CONTROL your opponent. You can say: "How about you go jump out that window? We are only in seventh floor after all..." So basically if you control R&D's Secret Lair, several cards allow you to win the game instantly, since your opponent will quickly concede after you start casting cards like that.

This is looking pretty good now... I cannot say how you simply could improve it any more...
Looks solid. And deadly of course.

For this deck, there are several heavy beatsticks in here that can whack your opponent out with few strikes. Also cards like Gurmag Swiftwing, Siren of the Silent Song and Indulgent Tormentor can slowly suck your opponent's life total to low states. Then only couple of handy burn spells are required to win.

I'm going to go through your deck again.

Thanks.
Writing that storytelling felt really good. I have wanted to write a book for a long time.
How many books? I'm not completely sure. One? Maybe. Two? Possible. Thirty? Doesn't seem like an impossible obstacle. So, I'm glad that you liked that quote there.

Of course. I can create it tomorrow, maybe even today. Which colors would you like to have?