TheSwarmer

686 Decks, 1,308 Comments, 429 Reputation

This is the best thing I've seen since the subtype of bird wizard!

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Posted 17 February 2026 at 00:45 as a comment on Premodern birds

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What do you mean 'work'? The numbers? Or the goddamned Bring Back Lost Lover spells xD ? Next weekend, I am meeting a friend I've not seen in like 10 months, both me and her are gonna email and text l Dr Alaska, I'll be sure to report the results.

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Posted 17 February 2026 at 00:10 in reply to #652228 on Hot Girls

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See what's crazy about this shite, besides a motherfucking multimillionaire commenting on a rapidly dying mtg deckbuilding site, is that this misbegotten shit did appear on this site of all places. These copy pastes go back to the late 2000's, as far as I was able to find out anyways, and yet here they are, ten thousand years later (in internet time). I genuinely find this fascinating, need to talk about this to more people actually, makes for a great deranged conversation topic at a pub.

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Posted 17 February 2026 at 00:00 in reply to #652228 on Hot Girls

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I love you

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Posted 14 February 2026 at 20:02 in reply to #651484 on Hot Girls

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Man, I am so out of tune with all non-pauper formats at this point. I feel like a similar thing is happening to MtgVault as is to the brand in general. Which is just a long-winded way of saying that I have no clue about how viable this is. [[Spell Pierce]] seems strange, especially in such high numbers, but that's just... whatever the opposite of the mere exposure effect speaking.

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Posted 03 February 2026 at 15:12 as a comment on Legacy Balanced Breakfast-Comp

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Yeah, I use visual grids there 100% of the time, but it is not the same. It's close enough to the MTGO visual layout that I am quite used to, but for deck websites, I still prefer this, although that probably has a lot to do with the sunk cost fallacy and nostalgia.

Also, etymologically, nostalgia means 'the pain of going home' and if that does not encapsulate what opening this site feels like nowadays then nothing does.

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Posted 11 January 2026 at 06:05 in reply to #651914 on Site Petition (Discussion)

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C'est la vie. I will ride this sunk cost fallacy right until the site gets deleted off the servers.

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Posted 07 January 2026 at 04:39 in reply to #651914 on Site Petition (Discussion)

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Yeah, it is pretty much dead, not worth the upkeep and all. But, though moxfiled does have better utility, I am not a fan of the way the deck layout works, or the proverbial avalanche of copy paste decklists (an inevitable consequence of the large user base, I am aware).

I use it on occasion, but though you can choose from many deck view options, none are as good as the one on here IMO, the same goes for descriptions / primers. Plus, I mean, where else can you get a phone number to join the illuminati but here?

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Posted 02 January 2026 at 21:26 in reply to #651914 on Site Petition (Discussion)

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Personally, unless another obvious card comes to mind, I like to use [[Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental]] as a placeholder. Surprisingly though, I know what a Badgermole Cub is, and this seems like a decent shell for it. Also props for using [[Masked Vandal]] instead of [[Reclamation Sage]] I genuinely would not have remembered to do that despite only ever playing with the former in Pauper.

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Posted 20 December 2025 at 17:04 as a comment on Modern Guacamole (Competitive)

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Ah yes, Beanstalk with extra steps xD

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Posted 03 December 2025 at 11:41 as a comment on Legacy Alpo Control-Competitiv

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Bro had 350mil and is posting on MTGVault about it xD

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Posted 30 November 2025 at 09:24 in reply to #651816 on join illuminati +2347010201077

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Why bother? Cause it's funny as all hell that this ancient, at least in internet years, asinine wall of text appeared on this website of all places. Plus it's something to distract form the horrors of life.

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Posted 13 November 2025 at 14:21 in reply to #651784 on join illuminati +2347010201077

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Bloody hell, the shit I used to come up with in 2015 xDD

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Posted 13 November 2025 at 13:40 in reply to #651792 on Budget Modern Azorius Control

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Anyone dig deep into this? Googling it, you can find thousands of results going back 3 or so years of this same copy paste message with the same phone number. But I cannot be arsed to trace the origin or really look into what's up.

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Posted 08 November 2025 at 20:41 as a comment on join illuminati +2347010201077

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I bet it's the secret societies to blame for that, kidnapping the admin, forcefeeding him marmite

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Posted 08 November 2025 at 17:26 in reply to #651777 on join illuminati +2347010201077

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Please. like 7 people use this website

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Posted 08 November 2025 at 17:26 in reply to #651780 on join illuminati +2347010201077

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OMG I fucking love this website

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Posted 07 November 2025 at 05:30 as a comment on join illuminati +2347010201077

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In the current metagame you'd need at least one more creature worth returning, some builds go much lower to the ground with [[Shambling Ghast]] & 4 trolls as the main win condition. Either that or a different metagame where essentially having 6 rats for the price of 3 is really really good.

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Posted 03 November 2025 at 12:22 in reply to #651765 on Pauper Black Gardens

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Actually, maybe I am full of shit. For one, the dog is legendary, so going all in on it can backfire sometimes. For another, the rizzler is more or less purely a card advantage beater, with odd exceptions for blocking Urza's Saga constructs etc. Perhaps 3 & 3 or some 3/4 split is correct. This is honestly something you'd have to test extensively.

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Posted 29 October 2025 at 04:31 in reply to #651759 on Legacy Chili Mac (Competitive)

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Yeah, with testing, the extra green source of 1x Witherbloom Campus is worth it, plus you really don't want to miss land drops in most matchups, not even once.

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Posted 28 October 2025 at 22:04 in reply to #651749 on Pauper Food Pestilence

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