hyperventilationsystem

Nice standard deck.

Yeah, they protect against mill and burn. I like them I just find it situational so I'd always sideboard them.

I only rely on Witchbane Orb if there are cards in my deck that may effect me. Stuff like the Jinxed artifacts.

I can't protect from everything ever. I see your point but I can chance it.

You need to make this faster. Add two more Shocks. You could go down one Chandra. Take out Chaos Imp. Replace Punish the Enemy with something low costing.

You should really get it down to 60 cards. Get rid of Covert Operative and replace it with Inkfathom Infiltrator. Witchbane Orb is too situational. I'd take it out. Drop Carnage Wurm.

There. I usually have no issues with guidgates. For some reason they are usually in my opening hand or I don't mind them coming into play tapped.

You want to get down to 60 cards. I'd remove Nivmagus Elemental. He's too slow to really build up and then you have to counter and exile all your spells to make him worth while.

Tinker and some Colossus' would be nice.

Maybe add blue and add Paradox Haze? Other than that this seems fine. Or add black creatures like Reassembling Skeleton so you can keep sacing creatures.

Maybe look into Champion of Lambholt? Would make your creatures unblockable which would be better than Hellhole Flailer.

Ian, thanks so much. I look forward to it.

Thank you, Gykx.

Ian, I'm assuming you're a programmer for the website. I happen to be a programmer myself. Wanna know what would be neat? Have a hot deck search function for standard legal, modern legal, vintage legal, etc.... I'm figuring you have an index for that in your databases. That way we have the option to view what we want and it would filter out the junk decks like this one(No offense Gykx).

Why don't you put in Channel? Pay 15 life cast Emrakul from your hand turn 1.

Can this deck get deleted now?

That's why I run mill with Tormod's Crypt.

Dragon77, maybe this could help you out:

http://www.mtgvault.com/hyperventilationsystem/decks/standard-sac-deck/

Don't forget it works with Tenacious Dead.

This deck sucks and it would never work. All my decks would stomp this deck. I hear you though. Too many people are just plain rude and cocky. I don't know if it fulfills them or something.