Jessie

Ugh, you again? What the hell? I know you hate advertising decks...but can't I at least do so on my own decks?

Hell...i have read all of your posts, and you have advertised!
And lots of smart ass comments like "that is not a static ability" and a lot of comments telling people to "fuck off."

You are a mad French woman! Stop hating on me, please!

For the smell...the texture...the pride of making something and owing it...for the feel of the cards...

Again, post some of your decks that are around the same price range as this deck.
Hell, I will give you a 100 dollar limit.
Let's play this deck against it.
You can even print out your cards.
Use any expansions or formats you want.

When you are ready for that match, i have another challenge for you:

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/best-20-deck-on-the-vault/

That is a link to a 15 dollar Vintage/Legacy deck.
I will give you a 50 dollar limit.
Make some 50 dollar decks with any cards from any format.
And get back with me, friend.

Most of my decks are Vintage/Legacy...and under 300 dollars.

Again, a Legacy deck doesn't have to need to win in 1 turn.
That isn't a game. That is gimmicks.
That is why they started banning stuff like Academy.
Who wants to sit and watch your opponent take 10 minutes, on his first turn, run through his deck and kill you before you even get a chance to lay down a land? It is called an "interactive" game because you interact with people.

Did you read this text from above?

"But that is why i am here, to get advice/suggestions on my decks.
IF they suck, feel free to call me out on it.

But yes...this is a Casual deck. Obviously. I mean, whom is going to bring a 30 dollar Legacy/Vintage deck to a Tourney? Not anyone smart, that is who.

That is what I hate about Legacy/Vintage...people assume you have to spend 1,000 dollars for 1 deck.
It simply isn't true.
True..your 30 dollar deck will rarely win against a 1,000 dollar deck.
But what do you expect? A race car is going to out race a scooter every day of the week.
That doesn't mean that the scooter isn't nice :)"

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Thank you for being honest and calling me out on what you consider a crappy deck.
I can see and respect where you would see playing a lockdown/prison deck against modern/standard decks would not be fun for anyone.

However, apparently you are one of the people whom "assume you have to spend 1,000 dollars for 1 deck."
As I pointed out, it will rarely win against a 1,000 dollar deck.
But then again, you aren't going to out race someone on a motorcycle if you have a freaking bicycle.

HOWEVER, I would challenge you to face this deck against any deck around 100 bucks or less. Standard, Modern, Vintage, EDH, Legacy.

For what this deck is, it is pretty nice.
For what you think it isn't...it sucks.
Again, thanks for being honest.

Fyi: 3,000 dollar Vintage/Legacy decks are a dime a dozen!!! Oh, wow, you can use restricted cards that are overpowered to win you a game! Who would of ever guessed you could win a card game if you spent 3,000 dollars for one deck?!

Mwahahaha! You evil prick, you!

More Cowbell!!!

Good job, there :)

Regardless...he hasn't been on here in over a month. He owes people hundreds or responses.

Doesn't everyone?! It is the best card in Magic! :)

Very cool huh?
Kurkesh (not Kurkash...) has a lot of potential.
I made a "stone" deck with him.

Just passed a kidney stone a few days ago. Still hurts like hell. So...i noticed going through trying to make the Kurkesh deck...that there were a lot of cards with the word "stone" in them. Made a Kidney Stone and Kurkesh deck.

As I said...it needs work, lol.
But I sure hope you get it to working, it is a very neat idea. I know my deck didn't work.

Good luck!

Here are the official rules regarding Doubling Chant:

9/22/2011 The cards you find in your library must be creature cards. For example, you can't put a land card onto the battlefield even if it has the same name as a land you control that's also a creature (perhaps because of an ability of that land).
9/22/2011 If you control a creature whose name has been changed by an effect (for example, a Clone that's copying another creature), you'll search for a card with the new name, not one with the original name.
9/22/2011 If you control no creatures when Doubling Chant resolves, you may still search your library and you must shuffle your library.

He can be a powerhouse, I will give you that. :)

I just can't figure Biovisionary out. No, I know how it works...I have tried to build a deck myself, is what I mean. And I can't seem to get it to work. Ours are very close. Do not take this the wrong way...but I think both your deck and my version...they just aren't quite right. Not sure what is missing or isn't right...they just feel off.

Here is mine:

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/biovisionary/

Not sure I feel the Body Double...there are quicker ways to get copies in play. Have you tested the deck, how does it do against other decks? I tried to add bounce to stall my opponent/or bounce my stuff back to my hand (versus letting them die and then reclaim them via Body Double). My deck still isn't working...since your deck was very close, i was interested in how it did.

Pretty black.

Who new Pirate Ship was still around, neat!
And a Tim too!

And spoke the raven, "Nevermore."

Why so angry and mean? :)

Siege-gang commander combos well with Lackey and Krenko.
1st turn. Lackey.
2nd turn. Attack with Lackey, put in Krenko
3rd Turn. Pay for Legion Loyalist, attack with him and Lackey, put in Siege. Tap Krenko to put in 7 1/1 creatures into play.

Something like that.
Got to love Goblins and their speed.

I missed something.