Jessie

Can't populate in Portal. Dork. Populate wasn't even around back then.

Been waiting for this deck.
You have praised Waste Not.

And what is sexy is that you are trying to run Urza's Guilt. Did not think about that one.
Have tried Recoil/Warped Devotion/Guilt together before...with mixed results.

If you get it off...nice:
Dreams in play. Caress in play. Waste Not in play.
You play Urza's Guilt:
Opponent loses 12 life PLUS whatever the three cards discarded do to Waste Not.

Can you explain Gravecrawler decision, please?
You plan on having 2 of him out at one time? Sometimes I miss what people are trying to do in their decks.

Overall, very nice looking stuff.
Sexy indeed.

I do not play Standard...and looking at all the cards will hurt my slow, dumb head...but I guess I could give it a small try...mana ramp into Monstrosity. Add in Trample, and mix into a stew. Add a pinch of beat down spice, and serve to your opponent?

Apparently they do rock!

...and I appreciate that you appreciate him.

She is just a mad French Woman!

Still a little sore, but it is mostly over. :)

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/best-20-deck-on-the-vault/

15 dollars.

My favorite deck. One of the few that I will claim as mine. It is vintage/legacy...so in a tourney it would be crushed.

But in casual...it can get people to scoop or flip the table.

Ask him to proxy that one.

Mwahahahaha!

That made my day. Made me laugh out loud.

IF that happened with me playing it, then I would of patted my back and told myself "well done."
I am guessing he told you this is where he found the idea for the deck? lol

Thanks friend :)

In this deck it is a 5/5 creature for 2 mana. Pretty freaking good. Plus it can be used for mana, too? Yep, it is solid in this deck :)

Each Portal booster contained one of ten different strategy cards with deck-building tips. There are 5 strategies described in all, one for each of the five friendly color pairs. Each of these five strategies has two different versions. :

White/Blue — Air Superiority
Blue/Black — Card Domination
Black/Red — Fiery Doom
Red/Green — Gargantuans
Green/White — The Horde

Obviously, if you looked over the "How to Play" section you know I went with the Card Domination strategy.
Anyone card to try your hand at one of the other 4 strategies?

Way I see it...since the mana curve is so very low...and I will be topdecking early on...i can afford to pay some of the echo cost.

Nice conversation. I get you point. But that are how me and my friends are..get together and see who can bring the douchest deck to the table. That is our idea of a fun time. If we can get someone to say, "Are you freaking kidding me, really?!" then we have had a good night playing Magic.

Indeed, was bent over at the Emergency Room...entire shirt soaked through with sweat. Everyone looking at me weird. It hurt like hell.

No worries, just throwing out ideas. I liked the deck. Goblins rock.

Is that like what AlleywayJack keeps calling a "Scrub?"

Okay, okay, okay. :)

I am dumb, did not even consider Legacy/Vintage.
Honest mistake.
Yes, 50 dollars for anything Legacy/Vintage is an awesome job!

And Possum, is there any deck of mine that you like?

Jesus fucking christ, another complaint by you. :)

I feel, If i ever have you brag about anything I ever do...then might as well start a fire, because hell has apparently frozen over.

What are you, my mom?
And mom, instead of complaining, and giving me a complex in my youth, that I will never recover from psychologically...do you have a deck that you would like to contribute to this Challenge?

And are you really going throw my decks/comments trying to find stuff to bash about me?