KnightoftheHokeyPokey

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Ensoul Artifact + Darksteel Relic = Broken

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Posted 25 July 2014 at 07:02 in reply to #486682 on Puschkin, please help me!

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Holy crap. That was impressive.

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Posted 25 July 2014 at 07:00 in reply to #485623 on ...And so did Northy return...

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Use your imagination, like so;

*Cracks knuckles*

Metallurgeon = Sid
Mother of Runes = Andy's Mom
Darksteel Juggernaut = R.V.
Flamewright = Bucket of Toy Soldiers
Clockwork Beast = Rex
Walking Atlas = Mr. Spell
Clockwork Gnomes = Troll Doll

etc.

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Posted 25 July 2014 at 06:56 in reply to #476038 on Simic Evolve: Chump To Champ!!

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Ensoul artifact ... meet darksteel relic!

A 5/5 indestructible creature for 2 MANA!

That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you break a card.

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Posted 25 July 2014 at 06:26 in reply to #485384 on Static Ability Challenge

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Alternatively ... you could use words of wind to bring cheap cards with annoying "enters the battlefield" effects back into play.

Or whenever your opponent tries to hit one of your creatures ... draw cards, bounce my creature, bounce your most important permanent, and have a nice day. :]

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Posted 25 July 2014 at 06:24 in reply to #487072 on The Wind of Phasing Words

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Just trying to break little ornithopter as much as I can.

I am amazed that people fail to see how ridiculous that card is ... it makes so many combos.

Man, I'm gonna have to buy a playlet of memnite, ornithopter, and phyrexian walker. Possibly shield sphere as well. We've broken those cards in so many different ways recently.

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Posted 25 July 2014 at 06:22 in reply to #487072 on The Wind of Phasing Words

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What?! I thought only slivers pulled those types of shenanigans!

Well slivers .... and treefolk.

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Posted 25 July 2014 at 06:20 in reply to #476039 on Boros legion, attack!!

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Sorry, you can't activate an ability more than once if it's target is singular. Perhaps you think that you could draw one card, activate words of wind, then draw another card, but this is not so. That would take 2 separate spells on the stack. If it read "draw 1 card; draw one card at the end of your turn" THEN you could activate words of the wind twice.

If I could activate words of the wind twice when I drew multiple cards, I could activate a "whenever a source you control deals damage" ability 3 times when I cast Cone of Flame.

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Posted 25 July 2014 at 06:14 in reply to #485974 on Kazzong, Hokey, and Artifacts

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Elves are pointy eared b******s sometimes ... especially to other races. Especially half-elves. Especially half-evles who take after the human side of the family.

So long story short, my character put his slowed aging process and human stubbornness to work serving as a mercenary.

And ... I will be back with the rest of the stuff later tonight.

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Posted 25 July 2014 at 05:50 in reply to #486310 on Pathfinder on Vault!!!!

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Lol ... this is the second deck I have seen running her.

The other was a W/B sac deck. If you killed a Mausoleum Guard when she and Orge Slumlord were in play ... 4 tokens appear.

Oh, and sun titan makes that dead guy ... come back.

That deck was brutal.

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Posted 24 July 2014 at 23:01 in reply to #487064 on My First EDH

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Friend ... this is even more diabolical than your former bounce deck. Especially if you include those moxes.

Intruder Alarm and 0 CMC creatures and Tap abilities. Prepare to be owned.

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Posted 24 July 2014 at 22:59 in reply to #487072 on The Wind of Phasing Words

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Really? Trust me, she's useful in EDH. Even if she stops removal cold, she's still worth it.

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Posted 24 July 2014 at 22:56 in reply to #487064 on My First EDH

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Yes or no ... if two effects are simultaneous, you choose the order in which they resolve ... :)

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Posted 24 July 2014 at 22:22 in reply to #485974 on Kazzong, Hokey, and Artifacts

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So many lulz .... so many ...

+1 from me for a brilliant deck.

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Posted 24 July 2014 at 22:20 as a comment on The Wind of Phasing Words

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You can ... um .... have as many basic lands as you want ....

33 is recommended.

Aside from that ... requiem angel would be freaking awesome here.

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Posted 24 July 2014 at 21:56 as a comment on My First EDH

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What?! Jessie, making a standard deck?

If you are trying to impress me, you've done it.

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Posted 24 July 2014 at 21:55 in reply to #486753 on M15 Hushwing Meets Torpor Orb

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Really? Lotus petals?

Mine is Tolarian Academy. :)

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Posted 24 July 2014 at 21:53 in reply to #485473 on M15 Hushwing Meets Torpor Orb

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You have an awesome name man ... please don't tell me you named yourself after Kira from Teen Wolf. :P

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Posted 24 July 2014 at 21:47 in reply to #487055 on Budget Decks: Beefy Control

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That's quite a devastating strategy. You could use some serious board wipe.

The only issue I see is that you have to carefully play your creatures so they phase together.

I think you should call it Warp Speed.

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Posted 24 July 2014 at 21:43 in reply to #485974 on Kazzong, Hokey, and Artifacts

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I think a more reliable draw card is required. Izzet Charm?

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Posted 24 July 2014 at 21:31 in reply to #486157 on metal meanies

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