KnightoftheHokeyPokey

Too bad about that. I think that your combo deck was no where near as interesting, but that's just me. ;)

You mean ... I get to make 3 artifact decks! You just made my day. ;)

Let's see ... Toy Story, Master Pain in the A** (a.k.a Jessie and the 3 MTG Vaulteers), AND Golem proliferate ....

Why did they ever print lava axe if cone of flames existed? Lava axe is a monumentally bad card. Even Fated Conflagration is arguably better at 4 CMC.

Hmm ... may I add to this crazy brainstorm ... dark steel forge. Pop it out on TURN 4 (2 Islands + Vedalken Engineer can summon Master Trasmuter turn 3) and laugh maniacally.

And don't get me started on playing that damned 3 mana, power and toughness equal number of creatures vedalken artifact creature dude. That's just cruel.

In honor of our collaboration, the deck is to be called ... Jessie and the 3 Mtg Vaulteers. ;)

Unfortunately, Master Transmuter doesn't trigger mirran spy because her ability does not CAST a card (similar to show and tell). However, it totally works when memnite or orthinopter or phyrexian walker or shield sphere come and play.

One last question ... do convoke and affinity stack? If so, chief engineer and mycosynth Golem are freaking insane.

Squirrels are insanely powerful. Be glad we got Bile Blight and Mizzium Mortars to combat token spam, or squirrels would rule mtg.

Cannon fodder reporting for duty.

I have absolutely no experience at Pathfinders, but I will give this a shot. Don't worry ... I learned to play Magic and Warhammer 40K just by reading the rules and looking up tutorials on youtube. Plus, I played a little D&D years ago. It's not perfect, but at least I won't be a TOTAL noob.

Just to honor my father's Diablo days, I choose to be a Human Barbarian. As I am an American and a beginner, I think that suits me well. Oh, and please call me Leroy. Leroy Jenkins. ;)

I'll go look up the rules now.

Wait Sorin ... you paste those links from memory?! Do all you deck builders have superpowers?! :)

And Budoka Gardener? Same reasoning, right?

You are looking for as much power/toughness and trample for 8 mana. Basically, if this monster is dropped on turn 2, you want the game to be pretty much over. And honestly, Elderscale is perfect for that.

I do have some pretty funny suggestions for Glittering wish though:

Perfectly Reasonable:
Wheel of Sun and Moon = Game over for mill that forgot to bring removal
Any of the Guild Charms ....
Legion's Initiative ... to dodge incoming board wipes if they ever occur.
Glimpse the Unthinkable (or more importantly, Dimir discard) = that's just plain cruel

Less Reasonable:
Lasav, Dimir Mastermind = speaking of cruel, this is for when you opponent manages to kill your primeval titan or elderscale wurm. Or if you just can't resist stealing your opponent's deceased Student of Warfare and killing them with it. :)
Aurelia, the Warleader = if you REALLY want to make a point of steamrolling a dude ...

Lol, noggles? Noggles!? That just made my day.

Why thank you good sir for posting my comments.

I am a bit of an artifact guru, so I may be of help.

Other characters must include:

Konda's doggie (I forget his name) = Spike
Walking Atlas = Mr. Spell
Mother of Runes = Andy's Mom
Flamewright = Bucket of Monkeys or Toy Soldiers

You have brought this on yourself. Unleash the dogs of war. And by that I mean Konda's hound dog. :)

BTW, just got a new computer, so it's time to put it through it's paces and create some decks with it! Man, am I ever so tired of typing all of my s*** on a phone, even if it is a Samsung.

Basically, run Master Transmuter with Memnite or Orthinopter or Phyrexian Walker and Intruder Alarm to play ALL of the artifact creatures in your hand for one blue mana apiece. Turn 4 minimum for shenanagins.

I want to go back to them ... I mean, some newer cards are begging to be broken. Master Transmuter, for example.

Did you just make 5 decks in under 2 hours?! That's 24.min a deck!

D***.

And it's actually a "tribute" to Richard. =]

Konda's Hound dog should be going up in price, too.

Hmm ... so you're saying I should make a sacrifice Orhov EDH deck and Gruul/Selesnya two-headed giant deck(s). Guess what I don't like. :)

+1 for saying that, dude!

And here comes another deck ...

Wheel of fortune + elixir of immortality + emkraul the aeons torn ... come at me discard! :)

Vintage is very interesting. Especially if one runs broken artifact decks.