Jessie

That's what it's all about!

Thanks.

My favorite is Edgar Allan Poe...but alas, there are only 5 cards in Mtg with Poe Flavor Text.

Thanks for the compliments. And you almost want your opponent to sack a land and return the Wurm to the top of your library :) If your opponent is smart, he will bite the bullet and let the 6/6 trample creature come into play against him.

Dual-functions of a card(s) is very important. Thanks for noticing that!

..."but I never thought it possible..."
And that is why I named the deck as I did :)

Thanks for the comments, will return the favor (as I often do) and look at a few of your decks.

I know you haven't checked out the deck...but, I just found Wall of Tears, and how in the hell did i not know about this card?! He rocks in the deck! He is an aggro stopper, for sure.

So...Unnatural Selection for the win.

Yeah, Memory Jar was banned in two weeks, after it came out!
It is insane!

Excellent addition with the Forge.
And yes, if need be, the sharpshooter can be used to nuke your own stuff...in an emergency. )
Or to get you a 5/5 goblin!

I am going to say 5 cards.
But I suck with rules.

Has my like.
Didn't know of Infernal Plunge or Ember Hauler!

Mudbutton rocks in a deck like this.

Only minor flaw I see is...no drawing power.
Browbeat could work...but most people are just going to take the damage and not let you draw cards though.

Umm...not feeling Krenko. Either. I like him with Goblin Lackey/Siege-Gang Commander.
I see why you are using him...Krenko produces creatures so that you can sack them. I do get it.
But stuff like Mogg War Marshal is better, which you have in the deck, for a deck that is sacking creatures.
Krenko rocks IF you are trying to build up an army...but since you are nuking your creatures...you can't get all of the potential out of Krenko.

Think about something like Goblin Sharpshooter (not cheap though).
But with you playing Reckless Abandon, Mogg Fanatic, and Goblin Grenade...Goblin Sharpshooter can tap/untap and ping several times!

A rough example would be.
Have Mogg Fanatic in play. Have Goblin Sharpshooter in play. Mudbutton in play.
1)Tap Goblin Sharpshooter to do 1 damage to your oppponent.
2)Now play Goblin Grenade on your Mudbutton to do 8 more damage to your opponent = Mudbutton dies so you untap Goblin Sharpshooter.
3) Tap Sharpshooter AGAIN to do 1 more damage!
4) Sack Mogg Fanatic to do 1 more damage to your opponent. Guess what, since Fanatic just died...you guessed it, untap Sharpshooter again.
5) Tap and do 1 more damage with Sharpshooter.

12 damage done, and 3 of it was Sharpshooter!

All of your creatures are dead/or tapped in the above example: (which sucks)...so you would use that example only if you could kill your opponent that turn. But you get the idea.

Yep. Done.

It isn't really blue...though...I don't have Islands.
Into the Mist is being cast with White Mana.
So actually, this deck is red/white. No blue.

I do not play Standard...I would suggest to play test it and see how it does. :)

Your decks are damn good considering you just started!
But any new player...I would advise on Tempo.

http://archive.wizards.com/Magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtgcom/academy/12

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempo_%28Magic:_The_Gathering%29

If you can master keeping Tempo on your side...it will go a long way to giving you a lot of Magic Wins.

Good luck!

Banned to the max.
Memory Jar/Megrim decks were winning on Turn 1.
It was the fastest banned card in Magic History!

http://www.mtgvault.com/spudshaver/decks/mono-black-turn-1or3-win-13/

My favorite budget deck on Magic Vault.

No worries!

No, it was sarcasm friend.
I play Control decks too. lol

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/control-is-blue-right/

I was just suggesting that people HATE to play against control decks.

I very much agree.

I haven't played multiplayer (unless you include me, my friend, and his younger brother = 3 people, maybe 2 or 3 games last year) in 12 years. Not even sure they had French Emperor or Pentagram back then.

But yes, the Pentagram style and Hive Mind makes it damn hard.

Death Pits is a very viable card in the deck. It is a very dangerous card, as mentioned, in that it can make your creatures very easy to kill too. But also very viable.