Jessie

And here I was thinking I was the only one that found value in Fleece Ram!

Power Rangers!!!

I love deadly allure in decks like this :)

Taunting Elf...maybe?

And of course, Thornbite Staff rocks.

Good luck.

Mind taking a look at a few of my decks, when you get the chance?

Sounds like you are aiming for Flicker/Blink?

Turn to Mist
Cloudshift
Flicker
Momentary Blink
Flickerwisp


Good luck.
If you get a chance, mind checking out a few of my decks?

Turnabout does rock :)
I have 2 copies.
Will sideboard it until I play test the deck.

Thanks, after playtesting the deck, soon, I may end up putting Defenses in and taking one of the draw spells out.

Thanks for looking over the deck.
And deck, in return, that I can check out?

Will Sideboard, it for sure!

If you are willing, sure, I have several decks you could check out:

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/turn-three-1-billion-damage/

I sideboarded them all.
I know I asked for advice...it is just all the cards you suggested are slow.
Good, but slow.

Banisher Priest is 3 mana for 2 offense.
Savanna Lions is 1 mana for 2 offense.
That is much cheaper.

War Priest of Thune is 2 mana for 2 offense.
Accorder Paladin is 2 mana for 3 offense.
More offense, same mana cost.

I get your point with stuff like Brave the Elements/Thune/Priest....it doesn't matter if I have a 10/10 on the first turn, if he is blocked, then it is pointless.

Still...it seems the strongest/cheapest creatures are the fastest way to win.

No, it is to political correct for me, :)
It all sounds very respectable, nice, decent, etc...I am just too crude/rude!

It might work with Bestow, my bad.

Thanks, will look into the suggestions.

A link to the creator's forum:
http://cardshark.freeforums.org/advent-of-an-aristocrat-official-rules-for-a-new-magic-fo-t1036.html

If anyone wants to suggest cards be banned.
Or suggest feedback.
Ideas.

Please remind me, and I will send him the link to this deck, so that he can read the comments.

IF you want, the link is on my Aristocrat deck page.
You can chat with him yourself, but give me a day or two and I will suggest the changes.

I read it all...my head hurts now, but I read it all. :)

Okay, no more Jesus in vain, and what not.

English, yuck!
Math guy myself!

Sorry such a short response to your essay, lol. :)

That deck there may end up being one of the Aristocrat decks that made it to the Hot Page.

Good stuff.

Anything Urza automatically gets my vote!!!!

Hope it makes it to the hot page, I think my like may help get you there.

Mind checking out this one:

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/turn-three-1-billion-damage/

Jesus H Christ, I love when people write paragraphs on helping another deck out! :)

33 cards milled on turn 3!!!
And here I always thought

Turn 1. Island. Tome Scour (5 cards)
Turn 2. Black. Glimpse (15 cards total)
Turn 3. Mind Funeral (19-30 cards total, on average)
was a good way to mill massive amount of cards!!

I am so behind the times!
"patently ridiculous" HokeyPokey, you have to be HANDS DOWN the funniest guy on here!
Where do you come up with this crap?!

And I always thought the way to go was Tome Scour, Glimpse, Mind Funeral, Mind Sculpt...and could not understand why Hedron Crab was so great (I sold all my copies), but this explanation tells how powerful he can be. :)

Is it better than the Golem version?
You should battle them. I will check it out, for sure.

Zombies...yuck! Too evil and dark for me, I like little red Goblins more, lol.

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/white-aggro-20-starter-deck/

There, tried to my best ability.
Maybe you will approve.